Once again, Snapchat discovers stories and their general idiocy have made their way onto my radar. Time and time again, ‘news’ outlets confuse general happenings with something that would warrant an entire article. I decided to re-title these idiotic 'news stories'.
Let’s see what the last few weeks have offered us:
Oddly enough, being famous does not make you completely oblivious to what is happening around the world.
Britney Spears enjoys food while being a celebrity, SO FASCINATING. HOW DOES SHE DO IT? Food AND fame? What?
One of the most beautiful women on earth wears a bikini and makes sure she doesn’t flash the general public and it has become newsworthy.
Incredible gymnasts with more talent than anyone writing this could ever have are judged on their clothing by the general public, since we can’t judge their routines. It’s a leotard. They’re gonna look the way they look. Calm the fuck down. No one cares about your opinion of leotards.
A woman in her 20s who happens to be famous walks out of apartment without makeup on and now it HAS BECOME NEWS. She also happens to be alone! WOAH! Sound the alarms and call the presses, her life is obviously falling apart.
Come on guys...like why do you have to highlight the fact that this young woman had one of the worst moments of her life? It was already televised. Come on.
Okay literally does anyone care. Katy Perry’s butt is amazing but like what editor decided this should be an article? It isn’t a ‘playful’ bike ride….its just a bike ride.
Okay literally this is JUST ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHE WORE SHORTS. LITERALLY.
Buzzfeed lets us know that Kendall Jenner has a personality even though she’s a model and also famous. Like awesome, Kendall sounds like a good kid, but does this really warrant an article?
Okay so this guy is on a dating app, and meets up with a woman….like on a date…that once would go on…if one were single…???
Kim Kardashian literally can’t catch a break. She’s too fat, she’s too skinny, she’s too normal looking?? Like she’s recently lost weight and she looks killer!! Good for the mom of two!! But also why do you need to make a joke about her eating ‘just an appetizer’? Uncool.
Literally WHO CARES. A FIT WOMAN WENT TO THE GYM. WHY DOES IT MATTER WHAT SHE WORE???
And lets finish off with the necessary MTV article about ranking women’s asses based on an arbitrary scale made up by the writer.
“News” outlets...please realize that not everything is news.
