"Wait so did they score?"

Sometimes, girls are just more focused on the color scheme of a team's uniform than the three that Manu Ginobli just hit to win the series.

1. "Which team do we want to win?"

Okay I completely understand this one. If a girl's with a guy watching a game, she's gonna want him to his team to win so he's happy. But really, if she's asking questions about who the better team is and it's the Spurs vs. Heat final game... bless her heart. 

2. "Wait, so what sport is that?"

Team names girl, TEAM. NAMES. Look at the jersey he's probably wearing. It's not gonna be that hard to figure out if you listen in. I just don't even understand this one, like sports are the equivalent of The Bachelor: there's going to be a lot of social media about it before it even goes down. 

3."How many quarters are in baseball?"

This is America's favorite pastime. If she's asking about the "quarters" in baseball, she either needs to look over at the scoreboard or have some America knocked into her. 

4. "So when is this over?"

Sports are one of the most amazing display of athletic ability in the world. Sports are art, and you don't rush art. If she's really that eager for it to be over, good luck catching the next game without being interrupted. 

5. "They just scored right?"

No, they didn't. Everyone on TV is going nuts and high-fiving each other for no apparent reason...

6."He's hot, what's his name?"

There are 6'7" guys running at cheetah-like speeds and throwing a giant ball into a tiny hoop... and she's thinking about who's hottest? 

7. "So are we on offense or defense?"

To be fair, sometimes it's hard to see after a fumble or such. But more often than not, this is one of the most common questions ever. It's like she'd rather be doing her nails or something....