We all knew Scorpion was going to be the summer banger we wanted. However, Drake surprised us with two sides of an album and two sides of himself. Mixing rap and R&B; was genius on his part, so why not dedicate 37 of his lyrics to our Instagram captions?
1. "Don't tell me how knew it would be like this all along" — Emotionless
Definitely a "I'm too good" for you vibe.
2. "My mentions are jokes, but they never give me the facts" — Talk Up
This one's for my haters.
3. "I wanna thank God for workin' way harder than Satan" — Elevate
For when you're feeling blessed.
4. "I promise if I'm not dead then I'm dedicated" — March 14
In Drake's story about his son the world knows about now, we get a lyric of true love and dedication
5. "My Mount Rushmore is me with four different expressions" — Survival
6. "Pinky ring 'til I get a wedding ring" — Nonstop
7. "I gotta breathe in real deep when I catch an attitude" — 8 Out of 10
This first line of the song is about to be spread on the gram like a wildfire
8. "Heard all of the talkin', now it's quiet, now it's shush" — Mob Ties
9. "California girls sweeter than pieces of candy" — Sandra's Rose
This is gonna have every girl who has ever stayed in Cali all hot and heavy, watch it.
10. "I think you're changing your mind, starting to see it in your eyes" — Summer Games
Y'all know how these summer games go
11. "Look the new me is really still the real me" — In My Feelings
When you've got to profess that you've changed 200%
12. "Only beggin' that I do is me beggin' your pardon" — Is There More
13. "Shifted your focus, lens lookin' jaded" — Jaded
14. "Back and forth to Italy, my comment section killin' me" — Can't Take a Joke
Necessary for when you've got people hyping you up already
15. "People are only as tough as they phone allows them to be" — Peak
Y'all can't have this one, I'm stealing it
16. "Work all winter, shine all summer" — That's How You Feel
Put in the work so you can flex on 'em, summer 18
17. "Blue faces, I got blue diamonds, blue tint, yeah" — Blue Tint
18. "I stay busy workin' on me" — Elevate
19. "Ten of us, we movin' as one" — Talk Up
The perfect reason to get the largest group picture you've had on your gram
20. "October baby for irony sake, of course" — March 14
This statistically applies to 1/12 of y'all reading this, so take that as you will (we October babies are the best)
21. "She had an attitude in the summer but now she nice again" — Blue Tint
22. "I know you special girl 'cause I know too many" — In My Feelings
23. "Gotta hit the club like you hit them, hit them, hit them angles" — Nice for What
24. "She said 'Do you love me?' I tell her, 'Only partly,' I only love my ____ and my ____ I'm sorry" — God's Plan
If you haven't used this one yet, get to it
25. "But I'm blessed I just checked, hate me never met me in the flesh" — I'm Upset
26. "It's only good in my city because I said so" — 8 Out of 10
Follow this up with a location and shoutout your hometown
27. "My haters either on they way to work or they arrived" — Can't Take a Joke
28. "I always need a glass of wine by sundown" — Final Fantasy
Has Drake ever been more relatable?
29. "It's your f***in' birthday. Happy birthday" — Ratchet Happy Birthday
Let's go get kicked out of an Applebee's
30. "I move through London with the Eurostep" — Nonstop
31. "I stopped askin' myself and I started feelin' myself" — Survival
Mood all summer 18
32. "They keep tryna' get me for my soul" — I'm Upset
33. "I'm tryna see who's there on the other end of the shade" — Emotionless
34. "Only obligation is to tell it straight" — Elevate
35. "It don't matter to me what you say" — Don't Matter to Me
This line from the King of Pop (MJ) will give you chills. R.I.P.
36. "I'm the chosen one, flowers never pick themselves" — Sandra's Rose
37. "Say you'll never ever leave from beside me" — In My Feelings
Couple goals, amirite?