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Donald Trump for President

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Donald Trump for President
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Donald Trump's speech announcing his plan to run in the 2016 presidential race included many points as to why he would be America’s greatest leader. No, it's not the amazing blonde flow on top of his leathery head. Instead, his demeanor and ability to get s**t done is why we all, deep down, know Trump should be the leader of the free world. These seven reasons depict perfectly why he would be the ultimate president.

He has enough money to renovate and rebuild the White House to create the Trump House.


He could easily produce season 15 of The Apprentice: Congress edition.


Hands down, he can make a better duck face than any teenage girl I've ever seen.


He has built a lot of walls, and a lot of great walls.

Aka, he knows how to tell Mexico to build a wall to keep themselves out.


He has already got the design for the new and improved Hair Force One.


He could probably write a personal check to pay off the National Debt.


Mac Miller basically wrote Trump’s acceptance speech…“Donald Trump.”



He has stated that Oprah would be a great running mate, saying she's a "perfect fit."
"You get a tax break, and you get a tax break, and YOU get a tax break!"



He already has experience with foreign relations(ships).



Even his hair has nine lives.



Register to vote in the 2016 elections before it's too late. As a citizen, you would not want to miss this opportunity to vote for Trump. Help him help us to "make America great again."

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