When Doing Your Taxes For The First Time Made You Laugh, Cry And Panic Like A 'Parks & Rec' Character
Start writing a post
Adulting

When Doing Your Taxes For The First Time Made You Laugh, Cry And Panic Like A 'Parks & Rec' Character

"Wait, maybe this is a nightmare." — Leslie Knope

98
When Doing Your Taxes For The First Time Made You Laugh, Cry And Panic Like A 'Parks & Rec' Character
NBC Universal

It's that time of the year, tax season! If you're like me, you've never touched a tax form. Heck, you've never even filed a W-2. But now you're trying this new thing called adulting and you realize if you don't do taxes you risk going to jail, and you've watched too many cop shows on A&E to go to jail.

Yaasss, the government is about to pay up all of the money they’ve stolen from me over the last year.

Holy *chokes* that’s how much they took from me???

Taxation is theft x5

What does this even mean???

Who do they think they are???

Time for TurboTax

Wow that was so easy

Wait, I can get more money if I just fill all of these forms out?

Oh crap. I should’ve just left those damn forms alone.


What does any of this mean?

I am going to jail for tax "screwerupery"

Oh, it offers free online consulting through video chat? Perfect

Accountant:

OK, I just need to do this and this...

Oh? OK, so it’s not working

Better consult Google...


AHA, I totally figured it out

$52... THAT’S IT???

I give up

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
the beatles
Wikipedia Commons

For as long as I can remember, I have been listening to The Beatles. Every year, my mom would appropriately blast “Birthday” on anyone’s birthday. I knew all of the words to “Back In The U.S.S.R” by the time I was 5 (Even though I had no idea what or where the U.S.S.R was). I grew up with John, Paul, George, and Ringo instead Justin, JC, Joey, Chris and Lance (I had to google N*SYNC to remember their names). The highlight of my short life was Paul McCartney in concert twice. I’m not someone to “fangirl” but those days I fangirled hard. The music of The Beatles has gotten me through everything. Their songs have brought me more joy, peace, and comfort. I can listen to them in any situation and find what I need. Here are the best lyrics from The Beatles for every and any occasion.

Keep Reading...Show less
Being Invisible The Best Super Power

The best superpower ever? Being invisible of course. Imagine just being able to go from seen to unseen on a dime. Who wouldn't want to have the opportunity to be invisible? Superman and Batman have nothing on being invisible with their superhero abilities. Here are some things that you could do while being invisible, because being invisible can benefit your social life too.

Keep Reading...Show less
houses under green sky
Photo by Alev Takil on Unsplash

Small towns certainly have their pros and cons. Many people who grow up in small towns find themselves counting the days until they get to escape their roots and plant new ones in bigger, "better" places. And that's fine. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought those same thoughts before too. We all have, but they say it's important to remember where you came from. When I think about where I come from, I can't help having an overwhelming feeling of gratitude for my roots. Being from a small town has taught me so many important lessons that I will carry with me for the rest of my life.

Keep Reading...Show less
​a woman sitting at a table having a coffee
nappy.co

I can't say "thank you" enough to express how grateful I am for you coming into my life. You have made such a huge impact on my life. I would not be the person I am today without you and I know that you will keep inspiring me to become an even better version of myself.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

97337
college students waiting in a long line in the hallway
StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments