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Dogs Are Better Than Boys

They never glare at you when you talk to others of their kind. They don’t mind if your best friend tags along.

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Sometimes in life you just think to yourself-- why do boys suck? There has to be a better replacement. How do I avoid them? What can I do to fill the void in my life? The answer is very simple...dogs. Here are 50 reasons dogs are superior to boys in every aspect of life:

  1. Your face is the light of their lives
  2. They never play hard to get
  3. Their love is unconditional
  4. They’re happy to be on your leash
  5. Netflix and chill is actually Netflix and chill
  6. Their sloppy kisses are the only ones you actually enjoy
  7. When they lick your feet they’re not trying to find out your kinks
  8. They don’t judge you when they see your fat rolls
  9. You can eat like animals together with no shame
  10. They force you to leave the house for nature walks
  11. Playing with them is good exercise
  12. They treat every day like it’s Christmas, just because you’re around
  13. The only thing they pressure you into is fetch
  14. They don’t get into moods
  15. They sit when you tell them to sit
  16. They come when you tell them to come
  17. They never glare at you when you talk to others of their kind
  18. They don’t mind if your best friend tags along
  19. You give them the bone
  20. They don’t hold grudges
  21. They don’t hit on your sister
  22. They don’t hit on your brother
  23. They will always be yours
  24. They might try to run away a couple times, but it’s actually not you, it’s them
  25. They don’t abandon you for a better rack
  26. They know what’s too hard and what’s not when it comes to biting
  27. They don’t run away from your love
  28. They give you all the attention you want times a million
  29. They stare into your eyes like they’re holding onto every part of your being
  30. Nothing feels better than their cuddles
  31. They let you be big spoon
  32. They’re amused when you pretend to be a cat
  33. They appreciate it when you make them food
  34. They don’t demean you by asking you to make them a sandwich
  35. They don’t hog the covers
  36. If they’re taking up too much bed space you can easily push them away
  37. They don’t insist on meeting your parents
  38. It doesn’t annoy you when they get in your personal space
  39. They never whine about how much you go out
  40. But instead just treat you with kisses when you come home
  41. They don’t call you fat by accident or on purpose
  42. They don’t care what you wear when you leave the house
  43. It’s not complicated
  44. You don’t have to worry about waking up one day and finding out they’re psychopaths
  45. They don’t watch sports
  46. They don’t get beer bellies
  47. They don’t call you another girl’s name
  48. They don’t mind if you blast Taylor Swift here and there
  49. Paying is never awkward
  50. Their squad also likes to lick and love you

And if this doesn't convince you...you must be a cat person.

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