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Do You Know CPR Because You Take My Breath Away

The worst pickup lines used by desperate men online and at bars.

Katherine Singer
Oct 10, 2016
University of Connecticut
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Do You Know CPR Because You Take My Breath Away
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In the world of online dating, there are different apps that us single folk can use such as Bumble, Tinder, OkCupid, Her, Grindr, etc. Those people that venture off to the bars on a Friday or Saturday night and those that look online instead all have one main thing in common. They want to either have sex or stop being single. Each of these desperate guys try to come up with a one-liner that they think will work on the girl they want to bang. Unfortunately for these guys, most of the time it doesn't work. Once in a while I'll get a message where he's super blunt and says something sweet like hey beautiful can I have your number? But recently, most of the messages aren't that nice. Here are some of the worst pickup lines I got used on me.

1. I lost my number can I have yours.

2. Your mom must be a beaver because DAMN

3. I'm santa and you can be my little elf. Do you do wood working because my ***** needs some help.

4. Is your name Wi-Fi because I'm feeling a connection.


5. On a scale of one to America how free are you tonight?

6. Let's get right down to the point. I'm horny want to come over

7. Are you my appendix? I don't really know what you do, but this feeling you give me in my stomach really makes me want to take you out.


8. Are those space pants because your ass is out of this world!


9. I lost my teddybear can I cuddle with you instead?


10. You, me, and the back seat of the car.

11. Does your tag say Heaven on it? Because I think you're an angel.


12. You must be tired you've been running through my mind all day long.

13. Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

14. Your hand looks heavy let me hold it for you. *moves hand toward groin*

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