I love the Bachelor and Bachelorette as much as I hate to admit it, I find it demeaning, but also romantic and funny all at the same time. If you really think about (justify) it, its really just like getting all of your dating ever out in a series of like 12 weeks, because I'd say most people never date more than 25 people. I have seen many articles comparing Bachelor contestants to this and that, and I recently saw one that was "Disney Princesses at Bachelor Contestants" so I decided I'd make the companion guide, "Disney Princes as Bachelorette Contestants"!
The Prince (Snow White)
The Prince is forgettable, he slides by and doesn't go home for a while, but hes the one at "The guys tell all" that has an opinion on EVERYONE, but it takes you forever to remember what his name even was (it's Florian, btw)
Prince Naveen
Prince Naveen is the ~extra hot~ one that you drool over all season, but doesn't win. Hes got everything, he's funny and sweet, he's super romantic and for sure is there for all the right reasons. He probably gets voted off because hes not white (historically, black bachelor and bachelorette contestants don't last more than 5 weeks), but don;t worry hes coming back at you ready for love as the next Bachelor (the first black one too!!)
Prince Adam (The Beast)
Prince Adam is the one you think is hot at first, but then his true personality comes out. He's muscly, has glorious hair, is super sweet to the Bachelorette, but is an absolute terror to the other guys. He's always picking fights, is selfish and vain, and can't stop drinking protein shakes. Belle doesn't seem to see this side of Adam until way farther into the season than he should have lasted. (She sent Naveen home over Adam?!?!) Everyone loves to hate Adam, and he'll probably come back for Bachelor in Paradise. He reminds me of a couple of recent contestants *cough* Chad *cough* Corrine *cough*
Prince Aladdin
Aladdin is the sob story contestant. An orphan from birth but he still was able to climb his way to the top and become a Neurosurgeon. His sad backstory and laid back nature gets him pretty far in the game, but the other guys get a little freaked out by the constant consultation of his oil lamp (whats in that thing anyways?) and possibly not being able to control his pick pocketing.
Prince Eric
Prince Eric is the guy who wins. You can see his connection with the Bachelorette from the start, he probably even got the first impression rose. His romantic and gentle nature seems to overpower everyone else, (I mean, the canoeing date? come on that's not fair) and their intimate relationship is very apparent towards the end. Plus, who could resist those dimples ?!
Prince Charming
Ah, Prince Charming. Charming strikes me as a good ol' southern boy, the kind you take home to mama. He's the one who says that he loves her first, but at the beginning he was the skeptic. Before the show, he didn't want to get married, during he finds his love for the Bachelorette, but sadly gets runner up to Prince Eric, and trust me, he's bitter about it until his next season of The Bachelorette.
Li Shang
Shang is the ex-soldier who never has his shirt on. He's definitely good eye candy, but he goes home even before he gets a one on one date! We could have used more Shang, or maybe we could have just used more of Shang's biceps and shoulders?
