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Discover Your Laptop Horoscope

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Discover Your Laptop Horoscope

If you threw it back a couple of years, I would be telling you what the charm hanging off your Razor cell phone says to the world. But no, it's 2014 and we're talking computers, people.

Laptops, everyone’s favorite technology, have found their way to be our literal sidekick these days. You can’t go to school without one, you cannot sit on a long plane ride without it and some people can’t go to a friend’s house without their trusty computer companion. We’re all addicted to these babies. We want to make ours stand out from the crowd to make mama proud. Your laptop is probably smashed in your face at this very moment! It’s the first thing someone sees before they see your face, so why not show him or her a little about you in sticker form? Below are my laptop horoscopes:

Caseless/ Stickerless and without a Scratch

You’re a clear-minded, put together person. You don’t see the need to put things where they do not belong. You like to keep a clean,

organized space where you can and you know when something is dirty from a mile away. You’re more matured than most. For you, energy isn’t to be wasted in things that don’t matter.     


Plain Hard Case            

You’re cautious of yourself and your surroundings. You like to have fun, but you don’t want yourself to end up hurt. You’re shy at first. You only give people a little bit of your personality before you open up to them completely. You’re likely a fun, outgoing person but are careful of whom you share yourself with.   

Hard Case with Stickers             

Like the previous horoscope, you are also cautious but more open experiencing the good and the bad. You prefer to stay protected, but you have a quite the opinion to go with it. You generally think things through more thoroughly than others. You consider the end result before you commit to a project to start working on.  

One Huge Sticker to Cover it All               

You like to make a statement and when do you, it’s short, sweet and to the point. You don’t care if your taste doesn’t suit a lot of people, you didn’t come here to impress anybody. You’re only worried about if you’re happy; the opinion of others is a small factor of your life.   

No Case with Perfectly Placed Stickers             

You care about keeping order but you don’t freak out about it. You’re laid back, but when something in reaching its last straw with you, then its over. You have an eye for a certain type of style and don’t tend to stray far away from it. In a world of clutter and cleanliness, you’re in between.      

Stickers on Stickers on Stickers on Stickers...             

You’re a creative, interested human. You like what you like and you’re going to show the world. You enjoy making things as grand as they can be and you never half-ass anything. It’s all or nothing with you. You act rather impulsive but it’s the spontaneous decisions that you make that keep you wanting more. Boring is not a word that is often used around you. You know that you can always make your own fun and you’ll make it better than the next guy.

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