There are two kinds of people in this world.
There are cat people and there are dog people.
There are people who like tomatoes and there are people who hate tomatoes.
There are people who take the stairs and there are people who take the elevator.
There are people who are early and there are people who are late.
There are people who drink coffee and there are people who sleep.
There are Starbucks people and there are Dunkin’ Donuts people.
There are people who eat bagels in halves and there are people who eat bagels as sandwiches.
There are people with iPhones and there are people with banana phones.
There are people who can solve Rubix cubes and there are people who peel the stickers off.
There are people who don’t eat pizza crust and there are friends who clean up after non-crust eaters.
There are people who can read analog clocks and there are people who only own digital clocks.
There are people who “lol” and there are people who “hahahaha.”
There are people who have 13,000 unread emails in their inbox and there are people who have time.
There are cheese people and there are not-cheese people.
There are people who put a screen protector, Otterbox and Lifeproof case on their phone and lock it away in a safe never to see the day of light and there are people who drop their phones face down onto jagged rocks without concern.
There are people who use pencils and there are people with no regrets.
There are people who break chocolate bars along the lines and there are savages.
There are people who call earbuds headphones and there are people who correct them.
There are people who open bananas at the stem and there are people who open bananas the right way.
There are people who buy 10 gallons of gas for $19.20 and there are people who pay $20.00 for 10.4167 gallons of gas.
There are people who run for fun and there are people who are confused by these people.
There are people who eat macaroni and cheese with a spoon and there are people who leave a significant amount of cheese to waste.
There are people who wash their hands after touching anything and there are people who eat food off of the floor.
There are people who use bookmarks and there are people who make things difficult for themselves.
There are people with organized refrigerators and there are people who put yogurt in the vegetable drawer and lettuce on the top shelf.
There are people who pay for their music and there are pirates.
There are people who know how to park and there are people who live in rural areas.
There are people who think you have to buy 10 avocados to get the special 10 for $10 and there are people who know better.
There are people who think cats have elbows and there are people who think cats have knees.
There are people who cut sandwiches diagonally and there are people who cut sandwiches the normal way.
There are people who use sunscreen and there are people who use aloe.
There are people who bite into Oreos and there are people who separate the cookies from the filling.
There are people who put the roll on toilet paper under and there are people who put the roll on toilet paper over.
There are people with green thumbs and there are people who kill plants just by looking at them.
There are people who take the recommended dosage and there are people who are their own doctors.
There are people who avoid sidewalk cracks and there are people who break their mothers’ backs.
There are people who eat guacamole with chips and there are people who eat chips with guacamole.
There are people who watch Netflix and there are people who are social.
There are people who handle peanut butter with a knife and there are people who handle peanut butter with a spoon.
There are people with messy rooms and there are people who have their lives together.
From these forty qualities there are actually 240= 1,099,511,627,776 kinds of people in the world. You're different.
