Why allow one of our nation’s most profound and unique civic rights to be mundane and unpleasant? Rather than remaining in your current, disgusting electoral district, vote in the paradise of your dreams!

Destination Number One: Honolulu, Hawaii

United States presidential elections take place during the abhorrent month of November, a time in which our nation’s depressed are statistically proven to be most likely to take their own lives. Rather than be responsible for your own death, register to vote in one of Hawaii’s districts! Once there, revel in the fact that the man who just sneezed on the ballot you have to use may have just come from the beach, and that after the one-three hour process of voting, you could be there too.

Destination Number Two: Vail, Colorado

Once every four years, many Americans start up their car engines to roll up to their community’s voting center. After an excruciatingly long period of time spent looking for a parking spot, every American citizen is entitled to his or her vote. Why put up with the queuing catastrophe that is the American parking lot when you can ski into line to vote?! Imagine this: in Vail, you can ski into line to vote! Who wouldn't want to end a day of shredding the gnar by casting their vote for the 2016 Presidential Election?

Destination Number Three: Albuquerque, New Mexico

Every "Breaking Bad" fan wants to find some excuse to travel to the city featured in their favorite TV show. Walter White must have been a registered voter too! Isn’t it crazy what a relatable character he is?! Well, if he could vote in New Mexico, why can’t you? After all, residents of the Southwest affectionately refer to voting in Albuquerque as “The 'Breaking Bad' Experience.”

Destination Number Four: Springfield, USA

Keep it exciting. No one can really be sure of exactly where you’re going when you say that you’re headed to Springfield to vote. Like an aging married couple, it’s important that you maintain an element of mystique in your relationship with the Federal Government through voting. A trip to generic “Springfield” to vote is mysterious and possibly even romantic.

No matter where you cast your ballot this November, just know that it doesn’t need to be a dreadful ordeal. Many Americans don’t vote because their current registered districts simply suck! Spice things up. It’s easy -- just maintain a long-term residence in one or more of the 50 states!