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Dear Future Roomie

Sometimes you just have to sing about your excitement because words don't quite do it justice.

Rachel Feidelman
Jul 15, 2015
University of Maryland College Park
73
Dear Future Roomie

As we near the middle of summer, our anticipation and longing to return to school is at an all-time high. Regardless of whether you're planning to experience college for the first time as a freshman with a roommate you aggressively stalked on Facebook, or your time in college is coming to a close as you spend your final year rooming with you best friend, the roomie relationship is definitely one of a kind. Check out these brand new lyrics to Megan Trainor's hit, "Dear Future Husband," in a riveting cover titled, "Dear Future Roomie." Only a few more weeks until school!

Dear future roomie,

Here's a few things

You'll need to know if we're gonna

Make it through this year in one piece


(Awwwwww)

Take cute pics with me

Edit them flawlessly

And don't forget your caption game better be on fleek

Cause that'll get the likes

We'll be partners in crime

Buying matching sheets,

Buy-buying a tv


You gotta know I'm gonna be a little lazy

Ubering to class in pjs

Just tell me you'll be by my side


(Awwwwww)

Dear future roomie,

Here's a few things

You'll need to know if we're gonna

Make it through this year in one piece


Dear future roomie,

If i wanna go out on a Tuesday

Tell me you'll come with me, pregame starts at 9


After a long night

We'll get pizza and fries,

And maybe then we can cuddle and talk about life

Even when I go pee

You better come with me

Why leave my side?

Why, why leave my side?


You gotta know sometimes I'm kinda crazy

Sitting in my towel for ages

Tell me you don't mind the sight


Dear future roomie,

You'll need to know if we're gonna

make it through this year in one piece

Dear future roomie,

Spend time with me

Don't leave me lonely

And know my friends from home will visit all time


I'll be sleeping in on weekends way past ten (hey)

So don't slam the door when you go to breakfast

Please have a clean side

And if you bring back a guy

Send me a text

Se-send me a text (please!)


You gotta know I'm literally counting down the days

Until we can finally tailgate

Alarms set to ring at five

You'll need to know if we're gonna

make it through this year in one piece


Dear future roomie

If you wanna hang up all your posters

Let me keep the fridge and we can work a compromise


Oh, oh, oh, future roomie,

Can't wait for good times!


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