"You are a selfish, narcissistic, mean and awful monster."

Dear Cancer,

I hate you. I hate you for ruining my life. I hate you for ruining my friend's lives; for ruining my community's lives; for ruining children's lives; and for ruining the guy down the street's life. Most of all, I hate you for ruining my family's life. You have crossed the line, and your time has come. You are a selfish, narcissistic, mean and awful monster. You deserve the worst and I hope you get nothing less than that.

I can't wait to completely ruin you, to destroy you, to kill you. I will make it there one day. I am going through vigorous and strenuous education in preparation to fight against you. While most people are fighting against you in order to get you out of their system, I am fighting against you to make sure that you will never affect any person I know ever again. I am spending countless nights studying you and your effects on innocent people. I am pulling all-nighters trying to find a way to kill you. You have spent too much time on this earth, you have taken too many lives and now it is your turn to go. Why do you have the ability to tear apart families? Why are you able to take innocent children and strip them of their lives? Why can you make people suffer when all they want to do is fight against you and live? Why do you still exist on this earth?

Well, guess what cancer? I have had enough. I am fighting back and I am coming at you strong. You have messed with the wrong person. I am going to make sure that you never will be able to take another life ever again. You have effected too many of my loved ones and now you will pay the price. You have caused complete sadness on the whole world and made people suffer. Almost everybody on this earth has been effected by you in different ways. Not only have you taken the lives of our friends and family, but you have also sucked the life out of the rest of us. You have put us all through so much worry, pain, and heartbreak that I can't fathom to lose another person I love because of your iniquitous effects.

While it might not be for another couple of years that I can finally get my hands on you, know you will have it coming. I dream of the days in the future when you no longer exist. I imagine how great life will be without you seizing irreproachable victims. That day is in the near future. That day will be the best day of my life. That day will be the day my life becomes successful. Bring it on, cancer.

Sincerely,

Your worst enemy.