We all know the famous quote, "a day without coffee is a day wasted"
...okay maybe I just made that up but for all of us die hard coffee fanatics, we couldn't imagine a world without the beautiful, caffeinated substance otherwise known as coffee. So to all my fellow coffee addicts, you will relate:
1. You are not a functional human being until your first cup of coffee.
2. Ignoring all human interaction and duties until you are coffee-filled
3. Still being half asleep but somehow manage to brew yourself a cup of coffee
4. Waking up to the smell of brewed coffee is purely euphoric
5. You always manage to make time in your busy schedule to wait in line for coffee
6. You always manage to make time for the second time you wait in line for coffee...on the same day
7. Venti & Trenta
8. Judging people who drink Frappucinos
9. Judging people harder who drink decaf coffee
10. But really judging people who just "don't drink coffee" or "don't like coffee"
11. "Complimentary coffee"...say no more, you are there
12. Coffee is coffee...yes we will still drink it even if it tastes like cardboard
13. First date? Easy. Go get coffee
14. Got something important to do? Step one: Coffee
15. Having a bad day: Coffee
16. Don't know how to spend your day? Get some coffee first, and then figure it out
17. Not being sure if caffeine really has an affect on you anymore.
18. Double espresso shots
19. Going to bed at 2 a.m. because you know you can drink ample amounts of coffee in the morning
20. You have a specific order
...but will drink it black if you have to
21. Your productiveness is heavily dependent on how much coffee you have had that day
22. Some call it a coffee addiction, we call it a lifestyle.
So go ahead...drink that 5th cup of coffee and just know, you are not alone.
