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What To Expect As A Freshman Dating A Senior, As Told By Dwight K. Schrute

Well at least you've made it this far.

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As a freshman dating a senior, I've noticed quite a few differences that have stuck out. I mean yes, three years is not that big of a deal in the big scheme of things. But as time goes on you will realize you're at different points in life.

So if you do somehow manage to make it work without having a nervous breakdown about the fact that he's graduating, there are some things you should know.

He's going to order alcohol everywhere you go and you'll be stuck with water.


But when you want wine, he can get you wine.

You're going to feel like you don't have your shit together, but that's only because he does.

While you're applying for next semester classes, he'll be applying for jobs.

You're going to face differences because you're at different points in life.

But sometimes it's nice to be at different points in life, especially when he can give you advice on professors and classes.


Because he has three years of experience, he's going to know a lot more people than you.

And that means he's going to have ex-girlfriends, and you're going to know quite a few.

Oh, and run into them everywhere.

But he's going to introduce you to all his cool friends so it's okay.

Yet it's going to suck when they all want to go bar-hopping.

But that's okay because he'd rather stay in and watch movies with you.

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