If You're Going To Date The Horse Girl, Just Accept That You Come Second

If You're Going To Date The Horse Girl, Just Accept That You Come Second

When other countless guys of the past broke our hearts, horses didn't.


Look, I know it may sound a little (a lot) harsh, but it's the truth. My horse is and always will be my number one priority.

My horse will come above most other things in life, and it's not to be selfish but rather because my horse is the one thing that has always been there for me. (Other than Jesus, of course.)

Us horse girls are really a different breed, and if you're going to be along for the ride (no pun intended) you're going to have to recognize that horses completed our lives long before you did. And not that you're not absolutely awesome, but you did come into our lives when we felt complete as is.

When other countless guys of the past broke our hearts, horses didn't. They caught our tears as we cried over how much we hated so and so for dating our ex that we were still in love with... or something like that, anyway.

We will choose to go to a horse show instead of going on a date or we'll do both but we'll most definitely show up to that fancy restaurant with "helmet hair."

Or, even better, in our breeches...

See, if you do make it far enough that we're actually feeling serious about you, then you have to pass the horse test. Yeah, that's right... you have to meet that other living, breathing thing we always talk about. Who knows, we may even have more than one.

If you meet our other "other half" and say something like, "Oh, OK." or "Oh, cool," we know that you don't actually think it's cool, and to be honest, that could cause us to think long and hard about this relationship.

I'm sure that you non-horse guys falling for horse-girls have your own passions and interests. Trust me, I really, really, really hate hockey, but if you're into it, then I can respect it. My horseback riding "thing" should be no different.

Yeah, dating the horse girl does mean you may come second, but if you meet the horse for the first time and say something like "wow so beautiful" you may be around for the long haul.

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You're so incredibly loved and missed.

You have been there every day for so long. I woke up and went to bed every day knowing you were there and would still be there when I awoke the next morning. You never failed to greet me with an ecstatic wagging tail and an adorable toothy smile whenever I walked into the room. I missed you every single second that we weren't together. We have been the best of friends since the day we met, and our bond has only strengthen throughout the years.

However, as I grew older, so did you. As I was able to do more, you were able to do less. I was able to drive, go to the movies on my own, and apply to college. But you, you couldn't jump as high anymore, you couldn't run as fast as you used to, you couldn't swim as much as you would have liked. Even when your abilities declined, you still remained the happiest pup I had ever met and would continue to always try your hardest to make me happy.

Then the day came. That dreadful, dreadful day. The day where I had to watch you take your last breath as I laid by your side, the day where I had to watch the vet take away the best friend that I had ever known. As horrible as that moment was, and as sad as I still am, I am at peace.

I am at peace because I know that you are in a much, much better place. I know that as soon as you took your last breath here on Earth, God swept your beautiful, innocent soul from the ground and flew you to Heaven. I know that you have gained your furry little wings that you so rightfully deserve, and I am proud that I was able to know and love such an amazing little angel as you.

As I am still here on Earth, I can't say that I know what Heaven above is like for you, but I hope that you are truly having the time of your life. I hope that you are surrounded by perfectly green meadows filled with colorful flowers and blanketed by the bluest skies and the brightest rays of sunshine. I hope that you have hundreds of different lakes, ponds, streams, and even oceans to swim in as much as your sweet little heart pleases. I hope that you have already met with all of our relatives up there and that they give you endless treats and belly rubs, since I no longer can. I hope that all of your pain and suffering has vanished, allowing you to be the young, energetic pup that you once were and have been longing to be for so long now.

Even though we are no longer physically together anymore, you will forever remain in my heart and soul. You were a blessing sent from above, and now, God needs you back. Thank you for completing me and teaching me important life lessons; I will carry you with me everywhere I go until we meet again. I love you, my guardian angel.

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A Letter To My Dad

Through the hard times we have been going through right now, I want to write an open letter to you giving thanks.


Dear Dad,

I remember being annoyed at the amount of sports you signed me up for. I did it all, from baseball to basketball, and soccer to swimming. I even tried volleyball for one day. Although I never stuck with one of them and became the best at it, as I grew older I have become grateful for having gone through so many sports. Although, in the long run, I just realized I did not like any of them except for swimming, maybe, you made me realize from a young age how important it is to try everything.

Dad, I remember the frustration I would get from the pressure I had to make you proud. You never wanted me to settle at giving 100%, and, although it would get me angry and feel like you did not appreciate what I was giving, I was wrong. You always and still see so much potential me, and knowing I have at least one person who will always still believe in me keeps me going. You got me through elementary, middle, and high school. Now you are getting me through college and making sure I do not lose focus on what my end goal is.

You showed me what the true meaning of loyalty is, and that when a person loves you they will go beyond the extra mile for you. I have seen you do it for my mom, sister, and I. We could be going through the worst times but you will still make it work to make it feel like one of our good times. You have shown me what it is to fall and stand back up so many times and while I struggle with my own battles I just think about the ones you have won and how I can do the same. You are a reason as to why I stand up for my beliefs, because you raised me to defend what I believe in and not let others tell me how to think. You have made sure I stand up for something because, if I don't, then what will I have to fall back on?

I could go on about everything I am thankful for of you, but I'll save it for another day. Bottom line is: you are a role model for me and I appreciate everything you have done for me.


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