Though we Floridians may not fully feel its effects yet, fall season has officially started! With the coming of fall means Halloween, and with the coming of Halloween means scrambling for new innovative costume ideas. Well, fortunately for you, I’m going to lend a helpful hand. You just have to decide what category you’re with comfortable being apart of.

Halloween costumes, for the people with WAY too much time:

1. A movie projector
2. Small dog with only 3 legs
3. Red hots (the candy)
4. Starfruit
5. Jiminy Cricket
6. A blanket
7. Piggy from Lord of the Flies
8. Refrigerator
9. UFO
10. Dora the Explorer
11. Lottery Ticket
12. Rick Harrison
13. Lizard
14. The house from Up
15. Bigfoot

Notice the abundance of inanimate objects on this list. This is because if you see anyone walking around as a legitimate refrigerator, they deserve endless amounts of chocolate.

Group ideas, for those of you who need to feel unified on this 31st of October:

1. Teeth (pair with braces)
2. Different ingredients in smoothie
3. Members of the Addams family
4. Life size beer pong
5. Different brands of water
6. Rock paper scissors
7. Deck of cards
8. Chinese nesting dolls
9. All 151 Pokemon
10. A group of bro-chachos slamming down some brew-chachos.

This set of ideas may require slightly more creativity to be executed properly. However, I assure you, going as a full set of braces is far more impressive than being the Powerpuff Girls or dare I say it, Mario and Luigi.

Basic:

1. Police Officer
2. Cat
3. Nurse
4. Witch
5. Sexy.. anything.
6. Mammals of any kind
7. Flo from Progressive (or any commercial mascot/face for that matter)
8. The matching dancing girls emoji
9. Boxer
10. Native American (Indian)

I promise, YOU do not have to be any of these things, because someone else will. They always do.

Cliche:

1. Harley Quinn
2. Hillary Clinton
3. Donald Trump
4. Kylie Jenner
5. Harambe