10 Confessions Of A Black Nerd, Volume 3

10 Confessions Of A Black Nerd, Volume 3

THEIR BAAAAAAAACK.
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It's been a long time coming since I've laid it down with confessions. I understand the excitement brewing around, so I had to come through with this dope volume. Here are ten MORE confessions from your very own black nerd. Let's GET IT.

1. Fortnite...is pretty darn good

This free-to-play Battle Royale is a masterpiece in disguise. If you're online and you see me with a scar, you better run boy.

2. When you copy and pasted 90% of your assigned paper off the web and get a 95

You already know ya boy had to come through with some magic to get these.

3. "Ed, Edd, and Eddy" Meme Joke # 3: YUGI-OH


"ED-WOLF, OBLITERATEEEE!!"

4. The White House right now is a bit...toxic

With the new Russian Scandal, Stormy Daniels speculation, and Trump's lead lawyer resigning, I believe it is safe to say that the white house might've gotten a little bit toxic. With only a year in office, can he turn his presidency around?

5. Pop Tarts are CRRAAAAZY helpful (and good)



For just $1-$1.50 a pop, this quick snack could fill you up pretty quickly with not one but TWO tarts per pack. These aren't just tasty, but super helpful in getting through a tightly scheduled day

6. I'm STILL waiting for the release date of Kingdom Hearts 3

Expecting to (hopefully) release this year, I'm HYPE for the release date to come (hopefully) really soon.

7. I'm one of the proud few who enjoy running

I've always enjoyed running, ever since I was in middle school. Many friends I know aren't really happy about running but hey, catch you on the flip side.

8. Fish are friends...not food

"EXCEPT FOR DOLPHINS!"

9. 25 is simply better than 24

This is not even arguable. It's literally way better. (pshhhh)

10. I decided to continue my volumes with 10 confessions instead :)

I know. Complete sadness. It'll be okay, my children. Shorter confessions will make for greater variety. Hope you left this confession volume a new person (and a little bit weirder).

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A Playlist From The iPod Of A Middle Schooler In 2007

I will always love you, Akon.
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Something happened today that I never thought in a million years would happen. I opened up a drawer at my parents' house and I found my pink, 4th generation iPod Nano. I had not seen this thing since I graduated from the 8th grade, and the headphones have not left my ears since I pulled it out of that drawer. It's funny to me how music can take you back. You listen to a song and suddenly you're wearing a pair of gauchos, sitting on the bleachers in a gym somewhere, avoiding boys at all cost at your seventh grade dance. So if you were around in 2007 and feel like reminiscing, here is a playlist straight from the iPod of a middle schooler in 2007.

1. "Bad Day" — Daniel Powter

2. "Hips Don't Lie" — Shakira ft. Wyclef Jean

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3. "Unwritten" — Natasha Bedingfield

4. "Run It!" — Chris Brown

5. "Girlfriend" — Avril Lavigne

6. "Move Along" — All-American Rejects

7. "Fergalicious" — Fergie

8. "Every Time We Touch" — Cascada

9. "Ms. New Booty" — Bubba Sparxxx

10. "Chain Hang Low" — Jibbs

11. "Smack That" — Akon ft. Eminem

12. "Waiting on the World to Change" — John Mayer

13. "Stupid Girls" — Pink

14. "Irreplaceable" — Beyonce

15. "Umbrella" — Rihanna ft. Jay-Z

16. "Don't Matter" — Akon

17. "Party Like A Rockstar" — Shop Boyz

18. "This Is Why I'm Hot" — Mims

19. "Beautiful Girls" — Sean Kingston

20. "Bartender" — T-Pain

21. "Pop, Lock and Drop It" — Huey

22. "Wait For You" — Elliot Yamin

23. "Lips Of An Angel" — Hinder

24. "Face Down" — Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

25. "Chasing Cars" — Snow Patrol

26. "No One" — Alicia Keys

27. "Cyclone" — Baby Bash ft. T-Pain

28. "Crank That" — Soulja Boy

29. "Kiss Kiss" — Chris Brown

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30. "Lip Gloss" — Lil' Mama

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16 'Golden Girls' Quotes That Are Still Golden In 2019

Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia..four unique middle aged women from different backgrounds under one roof.

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One of the greatest shows of all time (at least in my opinion) is Golden Girls. I was not born yet when it first aired in 1985, but thankfully it is on Hulu. Here are just some of the many quotes from the series's seven-year run.

1. Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. -Blanche Devereaux

2. Go to sleep sweetheart. Pray for brains. -Dorothy Zbornak

3. Dorothy, was Sophia naked just now, or does her dress really need ironing. -Rose Nylund

4. People waste their time pondering whether a glass if half empty of half full. Me, I just drink whatever's in the glass. -Sophia Petrillo

5. I've been having a giood time, and there wasn't even a man in the room. -Blanche Devereaux

6. As they say in St. Olaf, Helgenbargenflergenflurfennerfen. -Rose Nylund

7. Have I given you any indication that I care? -Sophia Petrillo

8. I'm as jumpy as a virgin in a prison rodeo. -Blanche Devereaux

9. Blanche, I could get herpes listening to this story -Dorothy Zbornak

10. I had a knack for coming up with the firmest, most appealing yams. -Rose Nylund

11. No, I will not have a nice day! -Dorothy Zbornak

12. Look, you didn't ask for my opinion, but I'm old, so I'm giving it anyway. -Sophia Petrillo

13. There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut. My toe has been on that line. Blanche Devereaux

14. You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying. -Dorothy Zbornak

15. Everybody likes me. -Rose Nylund

16. Silly rabbi. Tricks are for kids. -Sophia Petrillo

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