One of the worst possible sounds on this planet is the noise of a grumbling hungry stomach begging for nourishment and a four course meal. I am one of the rare breed of people who spends a majority of their day thinking about food, scrolling through my social media accounts watching videos of people making food, and planning my meals hours sometimes even days ahead. I guess you could say that I should probably seek help for my food addiction but I am in no way, shape, or form ready to give up on my current lifestyle. These are the true confessions of any 24/7 hungry person.
1. You have yet to experience the miracle that is leftovers because you always finish your meal in one sitting.
2. You follow more food Instagram accounts than you do people, (that really says something).
3. You cry into a bowl of ice cream instead of in front of people, because food has never and will never judge you for life's occasional road blocks.
4. You already know what flavor and decorations you want on your wedding cake, but have never been in any actual committed "real" relationship.
5. The real reason you haven't been in an actual committed relationship is because you can't find someone who understands your constant food needs.
6. You dream about donuts, cakes, and french baguettes.
7. You take a picture of your food at any restaurant you go to-- even if it's Leo's Coney Island.
8. You know how you like your meats, (medium, rare, well-done).
9. You can spot a food truck from a mile away.
10. Your tagline: Can I have fries with that?
11. Just reading this article is probably making your mouth water, don't worry me too.
12. You wish that at least half of your birthday presents are gift cards to Jimmy John's and Panera.
13. You spend all your money on eating out with friends instead of on clothes and shopping.
14. Burritos are a vegetable.
15. You are not ashamed about your relationship with food, although it verges on the line of being mentally unhealthy, it is a mutual relationship and one that's here to stay.
As humans, all we want is a bit of stability. Now go eat that donut and watch tasty videos for another 5 hours, you deserve it!
