College can be the BEST four years of your life, but let me reiterate that it can be a struggle at times. You are finally free and independent, it's time to live it up. It's also time to cry in a corner from all the stress.
Ellen speaks the truth 24/7, and if you're not utterly obsessed with her, then I am judging you. On another note, as I've come to realize some of her funniest moments are so relevant to so many of our "the struggle is real" college moments. Enjoy.
1. When this is what you like to tell yourself, but you try to make it thru one day without the addictive drink, and it is an absolute fail:
2. When you decide to wear a "Groutfit" (all grey everything) to class because you don't want everyone to fall in love with you -- or you're just the laziest human being alive. YEAH, THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT:
3. When stress eating becomes a social norm. Eating an entire pizza by yourself while binge watching Netflix is completely necessary sometimes. #SorryNotSorry:
4. When you attempt to rationalize why you should get points back on a test to a professor (thank you Google):
5. When you're broke and you jump for joy when your parents send you some money in the mail. (It's gone in a week BECAUSE FOOD):
6. When the professor is trying to have a confusing lecture on a Monday morning:
7. When your professor says "POP READING QUIZ" and you're just like CAN WE NOT:
8. When your professors all decide to ruin your life by assigning a group project, tests, papers -- ALL DUE AT THE SAME TIME. Yes, they want us dead:
9. When you're so stressed out and confused about what your life even is at the moment that you just have to laugh. BUT THEN YOU START BAWLING THE NEXT MINUTE:
10. When you realize that you have three tests in the same week, and you know absolutely nothing:
Oh.... YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.
Now there is a totally logical explanation for procrastination. You heard it from Ellen, so it must be true!
