College As Told By Spongebob Squarepants
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College As Told By Spongebob Squarepants

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

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ARE YOU READY (for college) KIDS? Because I sure am not. I think we can all agree that college sort of hits you in the face, especially your first semester. I loved Spongebob when I was younger, but I relate to it even more now than I ever did when I was a kid. So, here are 12 times that Spongebob accurately portrayed how I felt about this whole adulting thing.

1. When you wait until the night before to write your first college paper, but suddenly its 2am and all you have is the first word.

2. When you see all the tan and skinny and grown up girls, but you literally look 12.

3. When you go to your first college party.

4. When its the end of the semester and you realize that without extra credit you will fail.

5. When you go home for the weekend and leave your roommate alone.

6. Literally working on every single assignment.

7. When you go to a college out of state and don't know anyone for the first few weeks.

8. When your friends want to do something fun but you're broke.

9. An actual image of your brain after studying for finals.

10. When you and your squad go out.

11. The day after going out with the squad.

12. When your professor starts teaching on the first day.

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