We get these all the time and yes, they are super annoying. Here are several questions to STOP hounding us with every time we come home from school.
"Are you ready for school?"
Of course, I am ready to get back out of my parents house and hang out with my friends every day. But no I'm never ready to sit there and listen to lectures when it's 90 degrees and sunny outside. And if it's the winter you better believe I am not walking in freezing cold weather for the professor to not even show up. Give me my friends without the responsibility, at least, for a few weeks. It's a gradual process of summer procrastination.
"What are your plans after graduation?"
You expect me to pick what I want to do with my life at 18, have my plans set by 22 when I am just learning how to manage my bills. Let me put adulthood on hold for just a minute, please!
"How do you plan on getting a job with that degree? Aren't you worried about finding a job?"
I'm paying thousands of dollars to find a job I like. Let me find it. I am almost certain that I don't know what I want to do at this point but stop bringing it to my attention.
"Are you dating anyone?"
No. And if you are, that's great. When I bring a handsome stud to meet you, then we can talk about it. Until then, let me Pursue everything but my MRS degree
"Have you been going out a lot?"
Next question pleassseee. I only have limited years to waste at The coolest bar followed by the regretful trip to McDonald's. The college lifestyle has its pros and cons and I don't want to be judged from it.





















