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College Life: Told By The Kardashians

Everyones innner diva comes out during college

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College Life: Told By The Kardashians
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It has been nine years since this infamous family first made their debut on "E!" Whether we like to admit it or not-- we just cant seem to get enough of this family’s crazy life. Take away the 72-day marriage, crazy lips, and celebrity appearances we all have a little Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall and Kylie in us.

College is a huge transition so it’s no shocker that our inner divas tend to come out.

1. When your parents want to know every single detail about your life.

As soon as you go away to college your mom seems to suffer from severe fomo. She wants to know every single person you talk to, what you wore and how many breaths you have taken. Love ya mom but you have to chill.

2. The "Just Rolled Out of Bed Look."

It no longer matters if your class is at 8am or 5pm, it is guaranteed that i will be rockin' the "just rolled out of bed" look. But hey, if Kourtney can do it then so can I.

3. Planning your escape route to the bathroom during lectures.

After drinking a solid two cups of coffee each day, we have to strategically plan out when we can go to the bathroom. Nothing is worse then sitting in a huge lecture room knowing that you have to leave. In-between everyone dozing off and the awkward echos you know everyone is going to look at you way once you make the slightest movement.

4. The 24/7 finals week face.

The only people who see you during finals week are the Starbucks baristas and my fellow suffers in the library. The library turns into a scene from "The Hunger Games" as everyone fights for a seat to have a mental breakdown in. I have half the mind to set up a tent so I don't have to lose my spot.

5. When you cant text your friends back because nothing will send.

Are lecture halls on campus a foreign country with no cell towers? Because my cell carrier cant tell the difference. Nothing is more frustrating then watching your texts struggle to send or watching the message switch to green because Imessage cant connect. How am I supposed to figure out tonight's plans when the campus WiFi is killing my vibe.

6. When the infamous, "Does anyone have any questions?" hit.

Does the term "fake it until you make it" apply to academics? Every student has experienced total confusion at least once in their academic career. Some times I am unsure if I am in my math class or a foreign language lecture.

7. Three words: late night snacks.

Once the Uber arrives everyone is debating what high calorie meal they should consume before they change their mind and regret it in the morning. Kim, you can order me pizza and Chinese food any night.

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