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College Football Season As Told By The Office

It's the best season of the year.

Sydney Wells

Sep 02, 2016

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College Football Season As Told By The Office

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It's that time of year again. The leaves are turning, the scent of pumpkin spice is in the air, and most importantly: it's time for some college football. No matter what team you root for, the cast of The Office knows the joy and pain that comes with college football season. Here's how they would react to moments from the best season of the year.

1. Hearing College GameDay's theme song come on your TV.

The catchy tune announces the start of college football.

2. Locking yourself in your house for a Saturday of watching every game televised.

I'm booked for at least the next sixteen weeks.

3. Trying to contain your excitement a minute before kickoff.

I've been waiting for this moment all year!

4. Trash talking the other team on social media.

Sorry, Mom.

5. Having that one friend who is absolutely clueless about football.

They're called quarters, not innings.

6. Seeing rival fans enter the stadium.

Stay out of my way.

7. Watching a pick-six unfold before your very eyes.

Why, God, why?!

8. Feeling claustrophobic in the stadium.

Nobody wants to feel your breath on their neck.

9. Screaming obscenities at the refs.

What game are you watching?

10. Babysitting the friend that got wasted at the tailgate.

Next time, I'm just leaving you in the car.

11. Enduring an embarrassing loss.

That was NOT supposed to happen.

12. Waiting on the AP Poll to come out every week.

Let's see how far we've come.

13. Having a love-hate relationship with your team's quarterback.

You have one job. (Okay maybe several).

18. Having to endure a long weather delay.

Lightning isn't THAT dangerous.

19. Dealing with gloating rival fans.

Don't push me.

20. Being annoyed with announcers bashing your team.

Who hired you?

21. Feeling miserable when the season is finally over.

What am I supposed to do with my time now?

It's finally here. Tailgates, watch parties, and playoff rankings. Here's to the best season of the year!

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It's the best season of the year.

1. Hearing College GameDay's theme song come on your TV.

2. Locking yourself in your house for a Saturday of watching every game televised.

3. Trying to contain your excitement a minute before kickoff.

4. Trash talking the other team on social media.

5. Having that one friend who is absolutely clueless about football.

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10. Babysitting the friend that got wasted at the tailgate.

11. Enduring an embarrassing loss.

12. Waiting on the AP Poll to come out every week.

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18. Having to endure a long weather delay.

19. Dealing with gloating rival fans.

20. Being annoyed with announcers bashing your team.

21. Feeling miserable when the season is finally over.

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You have no problem with peeing in the water.

You know the frustration of getting your anchor stuck.

Watching in awe at the bigger, better boats that pass by.

Knowing any swimsuit that you own with white in it is best left for the pool or the ocean.

The momentary fear for your life as you get launched from the tube.

You're able to go to the restaurants by the water wearing minimal clothing.

Having unexpected problems with your boat.

Having a name for your boat unique to you and your life.

There's no better place you'd rather be in the summer.

Why I Chose a Small School Over a Big University.

1. My school is incredibly unique.

2. I am not just a number at my school.

3. I feel like I am contributing something to the community.

5. My professors know me and I feel that I can easily communicate with them.

6. The incredible people I've met

7. Opportunities

8. Students want to learn

9. Ability to join a sorority and have a house full of people I know I can talk to anytime I need to

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