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College As Told By Spongebob

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College As Told By Spongebob

Spongebob relates to life as a college student more than you realize. He is basically a college student, except for the fact that he can't even pass boating school; but then again, some of us can't pass our classes either.

Disappointment:

This Spongebob face describes everything. Thinking about buying textbooks, thinking about all the sleep you're not going to get, thinking about actually having to wake up in the morning. College and the whole process involved is just a big disappointment, and this is more often than not the result.

Broke:

What does the school actually use almost $60,000 worth of tuition for? When you think about what your tuition is used for, this is the only thing that comes to mind. We may all be as cheap as Mr. Krabs, but most of us are in debt and still call our parents for money.

Studying:

This is basically every college student after a night of studying; and by night I mean all night, not just a few hours. This is especially true for finals week (where I slept for a total of 10 hours).

Waking up for class:

The amount of times I've done exactly this. Waking up as class was starting and wearing what I wore to bed to class (gross, but true). The struggle is real to say the least, and no matter how many alarms I set there are never enough.

Homework:

Lets be honest, this is every student writing their papers the night before they're due at 3 in the morning. I've done this a lot. Procrastination is real, and it just gets worse no matter what.

Internet:

I'm pretty sure everyone can agree when I say the internet sucks. No matter what building you're in, it just...sucks. This is what I'd like to do to my computer when one second I'm trying to use it, and the next second I'm suddenly disconnected from the wifi.

Priorities:

Not every person has their priorities straight at this point. In this scenario, Squidward plummeting to the ground is your grades and due dates; The krabby patty is everything but either of those.

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