College is a roller-coaster ride for sure. Sometimes we just have to turn lemonade into lemons.
1. Walking into class on the first day and having no one to talk to. This is the point in time when we all use our phones so we don't have to make awkward eye contact with anyone.
2. Having three mental breakdowns in one week and having your own personal jam session to let off some steam.
3. When someone asks if you want to go out for food somewhere that you're not able to use flex dollars at.
4. That one friend that always gets convinced into going out even though they hate dancing and large groups of people.
5. When your classes are cancelled but instead of getting ahead on work you lay in bed all day and convince yourself that you deserve the day off.
6. When your professor calls on you to answer a question because they know that you weren't paying attention.
7. When you have a presentation for your 8 A.M. and looking professional is apart of the points. Willing yourself out of bed a whole half hour earlier than usual is going to be your biggest accomplishment of the day.
8. Getting a bad grade on an exam and convincing yourself there are more important things in life.
9. Running out of flex and being forced to eat at the dining hall or spend real money on food.
I couldn't think of anyone who could describe college life better than this 34-year-old turtle-faced bartender.






























