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Why Coffee Is Better Than A Boyfriend

Boys might leave but my caramel macchiato will always be here for me.

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Relationships are great and all but an amazing cup of coffee is even better. I know that as long as I have coffee by my side, I will always feel loved. After my first caramel macchiato at Starbucks, my life changed.

Boys have disappointed me time after time and always ended up leaving, but coffee has always been here for me. Here are a few of the reasons why coffee is better than a boyfriend.

1. It's hot.

Like literally. Unless you order an iced coffee, but either way it's beautiful.

2. Coffee will always be there for you.

Unlike boys who take FOREVER to text back, you can always count on coffee to have your back.

3. Coffee understands.

You don't need to explain yourself to coffee; it just gets you.

4. It will never break your heart.

Boys and love might make you cry, but coffee will make you smile again.

5. Coffee isn't afraid of commitment.

You don't need to question it's love for you.

6. You can find coffee everywhere.

There is no need to worry about the long distance thing not working out if you move.

7. Coffee will always make you feel better.

Just one cup can turn your day from bad to good.

8. It will take cute pictures with you.

Unlike your boyfriend who might complain and give up after one picture, coffee won't have a problem with it.

9. You don't have to introduce it to your family.

Luckily for you, coffee is loved by everyone, so no awkward family introductions here.

10. Coffee won't drain you of your energy.


Relationships can be draining but coffee will leave you energized and ready to take on the world.

11. Coffee will be around much longer than a summer fling.

It will be there for you every hour of the day.

12. It's never boring.

There are so many different ways you can have your coffee. Whether you order a hot or iced latte, a classic cappuccino, or a frappuccino, it will never fail to keep you entertained.

13. Coffee will change your life for the better.

Coffee is good for you, improves your mood and is wonderful overall. So for now if you don't have a guy in your life, embrace being single because coffee will be there for you. But, if you do find someone that is better than a warm cup of coffee on a cold winter morning, don't let go of him. It's hard to find someone that's more perfect than coffee.

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