Let’s face it. Our presidential lineup between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump is weak. Between a liar and a grotesque billionaire, our options for the next great leader of our country are a little depressing. With all general elections, the American people have the option to “write” in any candidate that they want. Most people wouldn't have any idea who they could write in, but fear no more, I have come up with the ultimate solution for our problem. Two words, Chuck Norris. With key points on Norris’ resume including being able to unscramble eggs, once bowling a perfect game with a marble, and donating his urine to NASA for rocket fuel, he easily exhibits the highest of qualifications needed to run this country.

Here are 6 reasons why this Ranger deserves to be our next Commander-in-Chief:

1. Patriotism: Chuck Norris sunburns red, white, and blue. When I vote for a President, I want to choose someone who is patriotic and would do anything for their country. Chuck Norris was once asked to donate blood and was denied because his blood type was AK-47.There is no other man who loves his country more. At the end of every day, Chuck Norris rides off in the sunset on a Bald Eagle while shotgunning a bud light. Chuck Norris is the land of the free and the home of the brave.

2. Intelligence: I’ve come to the conclusion that Chuck Norris is the smartest man alive, and that is major key for POTUS. Chuck Norris is like Santa Clause. He sees you when you’re sleeping and he knows when you’re awake. Actually, Chuck Norris knows everything. It is a proven fact that all government and military branches ask Chuck Norris for intelligence information. Chuck Norris once taught Albert Einstein who then came up with the oh so popular equation, E=MCchucknorris. Chuck Norris is so smart that he can actually solve rubik’s cubes in the dark. And he is the only person in the world who can speak braille. You see, this man is incredibly intelligent. Donald Trump even compliments his knowledge.

3. Economic Sustainability: When choosing a candidate for president, it is always important to choose someone who will better our economy. Well it’s a good thing that Chuck Norris can make money grow on trees. Even other countries are benefitting from Chuck Norris. During a war, governments buy Chuck Norris bonds. Our treasury once made the comment that they were going to put Chuck Norris' face on the bill above the hundred, but there wasn't a value high enough to put Chuck's face on. With Chuck as president, taxes will decrease, jobs will increase, and Chuck Norris will continue to stretch pennies into five dollar bills.

4. National Defense and International Security: It’s safe to say that an area we seem to be lacking in nowadays is the defense part. After Orlando, Belgium, Paris, and 9/11, it's about time that these terrorists are taken care of. My vote for president goes to the one person I believe that will fully protect us. With Chuck as president, our country becomes invincible. I mean, the definition of immortal is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris would personally train our entire military. He would use his beard clippings in order to make Kevlar vests and other bulletproof materials. Our nuclear atomic bombs would be entirely made of 1 CNRHK (chuck norris roundhouse kick). It goes without saying that Chuck is the most powerful man alive. The entire world respects us just because Chuck is in charge. When the Walker Texas Ranger theme song plays, even the Queen of England stands at attention. It’s one thing to have a tough military, but it’s another to have a Chuck Norris who played “Got your nose” with Voldemort, and won.

5. Climate: I have one answer and one answer only. The climate has to ask Chuck Norris if it can change.

6. And lastly, He’s Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is better at everything than everyone who ever existed. Chuck Norris has broken every record imaginable. And the only person who could ever beat Chuck Norris, is Chuck Norris himself. He protects our country in and out, day and night. His creation of the Roundhouse Kick will forever haunt those who create violence and intend harm on American citizens. The Native Americans even had a name for Chuck Norris, which translated, “One that hurts with Foot.”

It goes without saying that electing Chuck Norris would be the best and only way to fix not only the problems in America, but also worldwide. Because Chuck Norris is the only person who can touch this, it is clearly obvious that he is the best of the best. Chuck Norris is the only person who can tell Hillary Clinton to shut up and she listens, and for that reason I will always support, “In Chuck We Trust.”