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Why I Won't Start Spreading Christmas Cheer Until December

Bah-humbug.

Abi Haynie
Nov 07, 2016
Eureka College
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Why I Won't Start Spreading Christmas Cheer Until December
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Remember how I let you know how I hated pumpkin? Well, I'm back again to rant about Christmas. You can call me Scrooge or a Grinch if you want, but I think we should all be reasonable people and not start celebrating Christmas until at least December. Crazy right?

You see, October was just a few days ago. I went to Walmart three days, THREE DAYS, into November and lo and behold, all the Christmas decorations and Christmas candy are already out. Walmart employees were wearing ELF HATS. I know some people want to start spreading the holiday cheer early, but we haven't even hit Thanksgiving, people. Why aren't you more excited about Thanksgiving? It's basically an excuse to stuff your face without judgment.

Which brings up my second point. Appreciate Thanksgiving. You get delicious food, you get to see your family, and you don't have to buy anyone any gifts. Thanksgiving is wonderful. Stop skipping over it like it doesn't matter. #ThanksgivingLivesMatter

Some people think I'm a little too stuffy about Christmas. I'm the type of person who doesn't think Christmas music is acceptable until two weeks before Christmas. I'm also not going Black Friday shopping or putting up any decorations while it's November. But we have a whole other holiday to celebrate before we even get to December. So tone down your holiday cheer for the rest of us, please and remember we have another month AND another holiday before those sleigh bells start jingling.

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