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I Hate Pumpkin And These Products Are Why

Let's be honest, the only thing pumpkin is good for is carving.

Abi Haynie
Sep 19, 2016
Eureka College
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I Hate Pumpkin And These Products Are Why
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I love fall. It's probably my favorite time of the year. However, there is one thing that inevitably comes with the season every year. That is pumpkin. Let me tell you a little secret: I hate pumpkin. I don't understand the appeal. The only thing pumpkin is good for is carving. I don't eat pumpkin pie when Thanksgiving rolls around. I'm definitely not a Pumpkin Spice Latte kind of girl. But for those of you who can't seem to get enough, here are some of this year's pumpkin flavored products, ranging anywhere from the acceptable to the unnecessary.

Pumpkin Spice Latte M&Ms: find them here.

Pumpkin Pie Poptarts: They're limited edition folks.

Pumpkin Pie Vodka: 'Tis the season.

The Pumpkin Spice Latte: The Holy Grail of pumpkin flavor. Find it at your local Starbucks.

Pumpkin Cheesecake Ice Cream: Ben and Jerry have betrayed me.

Pumpkin Spice Marshmallows: Just in case you need pumpkin for your s'mores too.

Harvest Pumpkin Ale: From Blue Moon Brewing.

Pumpkin Spice Lasagna Noodles: I promise I'm not making this up. Look, it's right here.


Pumpkin Spice Tea: Because #YOLO, am I right?

An entire Bath & Body Works line of Pumpkin smelling things: Everything from Pumpkin Cupcake to Marshmallow Pumpkin Latte.

Pumpkin Spice Soy Milk: From Silk.

And finally, this abomination:

Pumpkin Pie Spice Pringles: What were they thinking?

Oh, what a joy to be in the fall season.

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