For some of us, its difficult to find the Abraham to our Sarah, or the Boaz to our Ruth. It can be hard to find that special someone. And when we find them, it is nearly impossible to get their attention! Do not fear, I say. On the eighth day, God created cheesy pickup lines.
1. Is your name Will? Because I think you're God's will..for me
2. If we were around when Noah was, then we would have been a pair.
3. I think one of my ribs belongs to you.
4. I was looking through the book of numbers and I realized I don't have yours.
5. I think God is telling me that we should be something more.
6. I like my men the way I like my word documents... saved.
7. You and me, we're like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.
8. Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
9. Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
10. The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
11. When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
12. Bathsheba had nothing on you.
13. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
14. Your middle name must be grace, because you're amazing.
15. I was reading the book of Joshua, and I wondered how many times I would have to walk around you to make you fall for me.
So fella's, next time a cute Christian girl comes your way, try one of these. You're sure to lead her down right path.





















