While your social life may have just taken off once again, unfortunately your bank account may be going in the opposite direction. With a social life comes spending money that you may or may not have. So here are the stages of checking your bank account through the wisdom of Kanye West lyrics.
So let’s start from the best day of the week: PAY DAY! You’re rolling in money, making it rain, and living lavish. This lifestyle isn’t cheap; but with your new funds, you have a limitless budget.
You’re treating not only yourself but all your friends to anything because you’re basically rich.
And feeling like royalty; maybe even Kanye himself.
Three days later and the dreaded text/email comes that you’re at a “critically low” balance and your heart nearly shatters. Was it that extra trip to Shake Shack? Was it the late night ice cream runs? Whatever it was, at least it was worth it.
But don’t worry; you’re not completely broke. And there’s always the dollar menu at McDonald’s.
Then comes the lecture from your parents on spending wisely and you’re just hoping the bill does not detail all of those foolish purchases.
But you promise you'll never spend that much again even though you know you will definitely break as soon as you have money again.
Well now you're broke, and unfortunately are now forced to mooch off all of your friends. It's not a role we envy but sometimes it's necessary. We may not be gold diggers but dollar diggers and change grabbers. After all, every cent counts.
And now you're cursing the bank and your own dumb ass for spending so carelessly.
And now you're laying in bed dreaming of the next glorious pay day to relive those rich first days.
So whether you're gearing up for a shopping spree or grabbing dinner, remember to let Kanye's inspiration guide these poor money choices and avoid the inevitable zero balance.
































