Who needs a partner in the fall when you have a dog? Not you! Besides, who needs someone judging you for drinking that sugary yet festive pumpkin spice latte? Your dog sure as hell wouldn't do that! So drink up, honey.
This article is for you and your pup only!
1. Go to an apple orchard!
That's right, your dog won't complain about having to go pick apples. In fact, they'll be friggen thrilled to go anywhere with you! They might not have thumbs to help, but you'll get more than enough company (and a lot less complaining).
I believe you and your pup can be as happy as the dog in this photo this fall.
2. Go on a hike.
Let's face it, after all the pumpkin spice lattes you've consumed, a hike would be good for you and your dog. Besides, look how happy that pupperoo is to be outside. Your dog enjoy that hike way more than some stinkin' partner.
Your pup is probably more likely to protect you from a bear too.
3. Run around in some leaves.
Just. Do. It.
Look at that pug. Those rolls. Such elegance. You know you want this, and so does your sweet angel doggo.
4. Throw a Halloween party.
Not just any Halloween party though, one for dogs. Invite your friends and their dogs, dress them up, play games, do whatever.
They even have dog beer you can buy, seriously, google it.
5. Dress your dog up in a costume.
Even better than a party, just get into a couples costume with your dog, sit on the couch, stuff your face with junk, and watch horror movies while dressed up. Wow. That's better than a dumb ol' party AND better than having some person judge you and your dog's lifestyle.
6. Honestly, just do anything with your dog in the fall (and any other time of the year).
If you're single during the fall / holidays just embrace it. Take advantage of all the time you can spend with your pup. You don't need a love life to be happy- you just need a dog...and some (hard) apple cider.
