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If "Spongebob" Characters Were College Students

Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?

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If "Spongebob" Characters Were College Students
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We all watched Nickelodeon's hit show "SpongeBob Squarepants" while growing up, and knew every line to the theme song by heart. We fell in love with his buckteeth, his happy-go-lucky attitude, and his obsession for jelly fishing. But it wasn't until college that we realized how similar each character in the show was to the typical kinds of college students. So here are the characters of SpongeBob as college students you see and hang out with every day.


1. SpongeBob

SpongeBob is your typical,college freshman who is genuinely too excited about everything that happens in college. He is always ready to go out, gets to class too early, and is honestly a little aggravating.

2. Squidward

On the other hand, Squidward is basically everybody else. We have lived through the fun and exciting years, and now, college is honestly just a frustrating vortex of gloom and despair. Not to mention that we all want the freshmen to stop ruining everything wonderful in life, like the bar, better known as our clarinets.

3. Mr. Krabs

As college students, we have all been Mr. Krabs. Whether it is waiting for financial aid to drop or the end of the semester, we are honestly just all trying to be a little stingy and save our money. College turns something as small as ramen noodles into a delicacy. Like Mr. Krabs, we need our money for important things. Except for us, it's usually alcohol.

4. Sandy Cheeks

Sandy Cheeks is also your typical freshman, but not your annoying, peppy freshman. Sandy is the college freshman that has not realized yet that none of their high school accomplishments mean anything. No one cares that you were Secretary of SGA or were homecoming king. The game has restarted and you are a freshman again. Forget about home already.

5. Larry the Lobster

Larry the Lobster is that guy that works out at the on campus gym and cuts his t-shirts so that he's basically not wearing a t-shirt anymore. He might also be the one who would openly admit in class that his favorite beverage is "pre-workout." Although he works hard and loves what he does, for the most part, you can't actually take him seriously with his protein shake in hand.

6. Patrick Star

We have all been Patrick Star at some point in our college career. Our inner Patrick usually happens after a late night at the bar or even a tailgate before the big game. We suddenly can't remember the difference between right and left, and it may even be hard to formulate an intelligent sentence. Not to mention that we love to eat.

7. Plankton

Plankton is basically every college professor. Whether they gave you an exam the day after Halloween or they forgot to email you to tell you that class was cancelled, they are always trying to ruin your fun and steal the secret formula, better known as your happiness.

8. Pearl

Pearl is the really dramatic girl that is crying at the bar because the guy in the muscle tank hasn't texted her back in 30 minutes. I mean, he even read her text.

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