Sex is what’s on a guys mind 100% of the time, right? We are incapable of forming another thought in our minds; it’s the way we are “wired.” But if that’s all we think about, then why does it seem like everything sex related, like STD prevention or safe sex practice, is geared towards women? Are we giving sex a negative connotation, instead of a positive one?
Ladies overhear us saying things like “Bro, I’d smash,” “Would,” “She can get it” or they’ve witnessed the “0-1 scale.” It’s common knowledge that guys joke about sex a lot; openly, out loud and ensuring everyone within their Tinder radius can hear. There’s no better time or place for this kind of banter than in college. It’s when we find out about ourselves and can do whatever we want before entering the real world. We can blame it on the alcohol or the fact that we are young and stupid. But that’s just it, we are young, but why do we have to be stupid?
Everyone has heard of the legendary Bro Code; a set of rules every bro must follow in order to adequately call themselves a bro. Written and unwritten, a guide to steer a bro through life to ensure he lives to the fullest. A lot of times, we joke about the code and don’t follow it seriously. Well, it’s time to get educated. Here are some bro code rules and sayings, some serious and some not, you should follow to stay safe and have more fun:
Don’t Be a Fool, Wrap Your Tool.
Unless you know the person you are playing monopoly with in your room at 2AM, you’re better off playing it safe. You don’t want a one night stand to turn into a doctor’s visit. Don’t be silly, wrap your willy.
If You Think She’s Drunk, Don’t Pull Out Your Junk.
Don’t take advantage of the fact that Jose has been whispering in her ear all night. If you think she’s too drunk, chances are she is. Pay it forward; take care of her, stay the night and maybe she’ll repay the favor in the morning… with breakfast of course.
If She Drinks Whiskey, She’s Definitely Frisky.
Whether or not the saying is true, some people believe that "if her best friends are Evan and Jack, she’s crazy in the sack." It takes a special girl to be able to rip back a shot of whiskey, so approach with caution. It’s a sign she might be a little crazy, but it could end up being in all the right ways.
It Can Be Better to Give Than to Receive.
Don’t be selfish. Learn now. - Your future wife
If She Drinks Vodka Red Bull, She’s a Handful.
She might seem like a riot at the bar, but that doesn’t necessarily translate where you think it might. It hints at a crazy side that you probably don’t want to see. If you take her home, it might be a long night... but chances are she’ll crash before you smash.
Lower the Standards, Raise the Average.
Because why not? Chances are you, haven’t found the love of your life yet. Why not gain some experience and have fun along the way?
Follow these rules and get out there. Rock out with your… well… you know.
