We all have those times when we're scrolling through facebook or instagram and somehow, there are only picture-perfect photos of dates, engagements, or weddings. You can't bear to look at them, and you can't tear ourselves away. You scroll through the tandem long-boarding photos that will inevitably end up with one of them crashing post-photo, the cityscapes in the background as a young woman shows off her brand new diamond ring, or even the beach photos with a woman with curly hair and a lace-sleeved wedding dress standing next to her dearly beloved, and suddenly there's nothing you want to do more than stuff your faces.

Whether it's their smiling faces that make you want to stuff grilled cheese in your mouth in jealousy or their lovey-dovey comments underneath the posted photo, it's enough to make you contemplate actually making macaroni and cheese (not out of a box), or bake cinnamon rolls. If you're not on that level, you are welcome to move on to the next Odyssey article.

For the rest of us, though, I bring to you the ultimate list of deliciousness. Here are nine foods that are better than a boyfriend.

1. The small but deadly snack.

I'm not talking just about the garlic. These things are small and delicious and they convince you that 12 is holding back and isn't actually the size of a pizza. But honestly, who's counting anyway?

2. The classic.

No fuss, no bank breaking. Just you, and the most delicious combo of cheese, marinara sauce, and bread.

3. The true Italian-American pleasure.

These, friends, are tiramisu waffles. Did you hear that? TIRAMISU. WAFFLES.

I think I just died and went to heaven.

4. The french delight.

While we're on that breakfast line of thinking, why not introduce yourself to this masterpiece? Enchanté, Mademoiselle Crêpe.

5. The salmonella teaser

What's life without living on the edge? I think it's might be the threat of salmonella that makes this more enjoyable. Maybe that's just me, though.

6. The throwback to our childhoods

It can look like art, and yet be so simple. Add some ketchup, or tomato soup, or just extra cheese and let it cleanse you.

7. The beautiful junk food

These french fries may actually be prettier than me. That is all.

8. The American staple

My mouth is watering just looking at this. How rustic, how earthy, how tasty.

9. The ultimate favorite

I thought about only doing eight foods, but then I realized I had forgotten the ultimate meal--macaroni and cheese. I'm ashamed that I forgot about it, but what a way to end a list of beautiful foods?