I think we all know where we were when we finished the last episode of the ridiculous series "Blue Mountain State." The show only had three seasons, and there were so many questions left unanswered when it ended.
"How could a show loved by so many only have three seasons?" you ask?
It's the trashiest show ever. That's how.
The countless drug references, demeaning slurs, and constant sexual content was a clear sign that it would either sink or soar. It managed to do both, by getting canceled so soon, but managing to get loads of attention after arriving on Netflix for streaming.
I don't know anyone my age that doesn't know about this smutty, genius show, and now, after years of rumors, fake release dates and trailers, and waiting around, "The Rise of Thadland" has arrived.
The film is set a year after the last episode, and Thad has been drafted into the NFL. The rest of the gang (and the ever adorable Alex Moran) is up to the usual antics until it is revealed that the famous Goat House is being taken away from the team.
Alex approaches Thad asking for money to buy the Goat House, now that he's a millionaire. He refused to give the money to his old teammates, and revealed that he intends to use his funds to open up a park all about him called "Thadland." A place where there are games, cotton candy, dance floors, and plenty of hot chicks. You can't forget that it also snows cocaine, they shoot pills out of cannons, and there's a bath salt room where everyone starts biting each other. Thank God. He gives the BMS Goats a deal. If they can make "Thadland" happen, he'll buy the Goat House and give it back to the team.
That isn't necessarily how things go down.
After Harmon gives an experimental inhalant to all of the party guests, everybody loses their mind. After just one weekend in Thadland, the entire city seems to be in a different, depressing, and alternate universe. It is all up to our hero, Alex Moran to fix it.
I cannot wait to watch the antics unfold as the characters we know, love, and worry about severely do everything they can to save their home and loved ones (and party their asses off while doing it).
