Let's face it, you never really can trust a Virginia weatherman...

So as I'm writing this, the current temperature in Virginia is 27 degrees. A few weeks ago, it was in the 80's. I just don't understand.

Now I am not writing this article to defend global warming because, honestly, I know little about the topic.

This article is meant to explain that if mother nature was a person, she'd be diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder.

I mean you can never truly predict what the weather will be in Virginia. Last year, we enjoyed Christmas Day with 75-degree weather. Next thing you know, there was a foot of snow on the ground. It only stayed on the ground for three days because the weather jumped back up to the 60's, though.

This is the kind of B.S. that makes people sick. And when you have people who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom, then you'll start to have sick people who don't wash their bathroom. It's disgusting and it makes me sick. Literally.

I am supposed to be enjoying my spring break, but it's an average of 40-degree weather. Notice how I said "spring" break and NOT "winter" break. I think we can all agree that mother nature has a serious problem. She is definitely in need of a mood stabilizer.

Needless to say, Virginia has been throwing us right hooks with the weather for a long time. I find it funny when people say they move down to VA to experience all four seasons. Well in Virginia, you are going to experience all four seasons, but it will all be in the same week. So, pack every article of clothing you own!

Although there are many perks about Virginia, I cannot wait till I have a beach house somewhere nice where the weather is constantly sunny, it's 85 degrees, and there are puffy clouds in the sky.

I wouldn't have to write rants about my state's bipolar weather.