I am a 5’1" girl living in a very tall world. There have been countless times where I have used #ShortPeopleProblems while going through my everyday activities. I even have a stool that I’ve owned since I was five to help with the struggles I undertake on a daily basis. Being short can be tough, but it also has its advantages. Here are the best and worst things about being short.
Best:
1. You can wear heels with any outfit.
You know those Jeffrey Campbell’s you love so much? We shorties can wear them without towering over everyone! Flats are nice and all, but we all know heels make every outfit.
2. Endless piggyback rides.
When those heels start to hurt after a while — have no fear! Your tall friend will offer you a piggy back ride since you’re half their weight and size. We have our own personal chauffeurs on foot.
3. Perfect little spoon.
Whenever anyone tells me, “You’re so short!” I quickly come back with the cuddle size rebuttal, because they always smile and I can see the jealousy in their eyes. They wish they were fun-sized. Everyone loves a good little spoon, and we are perfect for the job!
4. Fun alternative career.
Horse jockeys need to be short, and what an exciting back up career for us! Who doesn't want to be involved in a life filled with animals and fast paced excitement?! Sign me up! Would you rather work in a corporate office with all those tall people or prance around in cute riding gear and win races?
5. When squatting in front of your big.
Squatting pictures can be tough. Sometimes after a round of photos. it feels like you’ve gone through leg day all over again. Sorry tall people, but for us shorties, it's just a nice bend that doesn’t phase us.
6. Always shorter then your date.
Not having to worry if your date is shorter than you is just one more thing us shorties don’t have to worry ourselves with.
Worst:
1. Never ending car seat placement.
On countless occasions, I have been seated in the drivers seat, finger on the adjustable button moving in slow motion toward the petals. If I ever have to make a quick getaway, it would be tough because I wouldn’t even be able to step on the gas.
2. The endless battle with the top shelf.
The top shelf ... ugh. When I first moved into my apartment, I had to demand the second to last pantry shelf because I knew I would never be able to reach my food otherwise.
3. The swinging feet.
Bar stools are the ultimate enemy. With our feet swinging wildly, it's hard not looking like an infant who’s bedtime was hours ago. I think I’ll just stand, but thanks.
4. Crushed by hugs.
Greeting people is supposed to be enjoyable, but when your head becomes trapped in multiple people’s breasts and armpits, it can definitely ruin a moment. Before a party, I just pray everyone remembers to wear deodorant.
5. Brb drowning ...
While everyone is enjoying the fresh and cooling water, we are treading for our lives! If the pool is five feet deep, I have one foot of air to work with, which means I will be standing on the tip of my big toe like a ballerina. Can we continue this conversation on the stairs please?
To all my fellow shorties, life can be full of reaching, extending, and swinging — but just remember: you're pretty darn cute!
