The 15 Most Iconic Quotes From 'Clueless'

The 15 Most Iconic Quotes From 'Clueless'

Cher Horowitz, you're still my spirit animal.

Let's be honest: the '90s rom-com is a staple in everyone's movie habits (and lives.) And while there are plenty to choose from, it seems like one always stands out above the rest. That cinematic masterpiece is indeed "Clueless." Even 22 years after the release of the film, Cher Horowitz and her friends still find their way into our minds, lives, and hearts with their incredible wit and charm. Here are the 15 best quotes from "Clueless."

15. Josh: You are such a superficial space cadet.

14. Cher: I don't wanna be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants, and take their greasy hair- ew -and cover it up with a backwards cap, and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so!

13. Cher: And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty!

12. Cher: Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.

11. Cher: Would you call me selfish?

Dionne: No, not to your face.

10. Murray: Your friend Christian is a cake boy! He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand-ticket holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?

9. Cher: This is where Dionne lives. She's my friend because we both know what it's like for people to be jealous of us.

8. Josh: You want to practice parking?

Cher: What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.

7. Mel: Do you know what time it is?!

Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, Daddy

6. Travis: Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people have contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents, for never giving me a ride to school. The LA city bus driver, for taking a chance on an unknown kid. And last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds, who spend hours making those Egg McMuffins, without which I may never be tardy.

5. Tai: Do you think she's pretty?

Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet. It's like a painting, see? From far away it's OK, but up close it's a big old mess!

4. Dionne: Hello? That was a stop sign?

Cher: I totally paused!

3. Cher: Oh my God, I am totally buggin'.

2. Tai: You're a virgin who can't drive.

1. Cher: Ugh, as if!

Thanks to this iconic movie we still have these rockin' catchphrases that have clearly stood the test of time. And yes, telling someone they're a virgin who can't drive is the most savage insult you could ever use on someone to this day.

Cover Image Credit: Clueless

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I'm Back With a "Few" Ideas

I've been away from The Odyssey for a full year. 

        I’ve been away from writing for The Odyssey for a full year now, and some interesting things happen when you tell yourself that you’re going to get back in the game. 

       At the top of the “interesting things that happen when you decide to take a time out from writing list” is an unbreakable, unpleasant, and unmerciful case of writer’s block. 

       You have so much to say, yet can’t force a single word into the keys. You go completely blank and day after day decide that tonight’s work will be tomorrow’s problem. 

       The problem with pushing things back a day, however, is that a the new day will never be guaranteed. Today’s tasks turned tomorrow’s problems might never be complete and the words in my head that I can’t force out might just live and die as nothing more than ideas. 

       I have nothing against ideas; but there has yet to be a single “good” idea that someone other than the creator didn’t know about. For an idea or a group of words to be worth anything, they have to be shared with others. 

       The time we’ve already been given may be the only time we ever receive. 

       I had no idea where to start for this first piece back so I saw it fitting to delve into something short and sweet and hopefully inspire others to start speaking and writing what’s on their minds as I attempt to get back into the game. 

       We all have something to say. Each of us has a voice and it’s now easier than ever to start sharing your ideas with the rest of the world. 

       Make sharing your voice a priority today. If you have something to say, say it. If you have something to share, share it. If you have something to teach, teach it. 

       Nobody cares about thoughts or ideas until they’re able to hear them. 

       F%$@ tomorrow, make it happen today. 

       I’m looking forward to being back on the Odyssey and sharing my voice on my own personal page. I have a ton of things to say and ideas to share and can't wait to share this journey with the people on this platform.

        If there’s anything you'd want to read about from me in the future, or have any feedback on anything I post, go ahead and let me know via email or social media. 

        I’m looking forward more than anything to hearing from the readers of this content and seeing how my ideas were shared. 

       You’ll be hearing more from me soon. In the meantime, go ahead and follow my Odyssey page and find me on social media!

       Until next time,

       Tyler Betustak

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