The 15 Most Iconic Quotes From 'Clueless'

The 15 Most Iconic Quotes From 'Clueless'

Cher Horowitz, you're still my spirit animal.

Let's be honest: the '90s rom-com is a staple in everyone's movie habits (and lives.) And while there are plenty to choose from, it seems like one always stands out above the rest. That cinematic masterpiece is indeed "Clueless." Even 22 years after the release of the film, Cher Horowitz and her friends still find their way into our minds, lives, and hearts with their incredible wit and charm. Here are the 15 best quotes from "Clueless."

15. Josh: You are such a superficial space cadet.

14. Cher: I don't wanna be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants, and take their greasy hair- ew -and cover it up with a backwards cap, and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so!

13. Cher: And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty!

12. Cher: Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.

11. Cher: Would you call me selfish?

Dionne: No, not to your face.

10. Murray: Your friend Christian is a cake boy! He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand-ticket holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?

9. Cher: This is where Dionne lives. She's my friend because we both know what it's like for people to be jealous of us.

8. Josh: You want to practice parking?

Cher: What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.

7. Mel: Do you know what time it is?!

Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, Daddy

6. Travis: Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people have contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents, for never giving me a ride to school. The LA city bus driver, for taking a chance on an unknown kid. And last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds, who spend hours making those Egg McMuffins, without which I may never be tardy.

5. Tai: Do you think she's pretty?

Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet. It's like a painting, see? From far away it's OK, but up close it's a big old mess!

4. Dionne: Hello? That was a stop sign?

Cher: I totally paused!

3. Cher: Oh my God, I am totally buggin'.

2. Tai: You're a virgin who can't drive.

1. Cher: Ugh, as if!

Thanks to this iconic movie we still have these rockin' catchphrases that have clearly stood the test of time. And yes, telling someone they're a virgin who can't drive is the most savage insult you could ever use on someone to this day.

Cover Image Credit: Clueless

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The End Of The Semester As Told By Todd Chrisley

Because we're all a little dramatic like Todd sometimes.

The last 3-4 weeks of every college student’s semester are always crazy hectic. We have last minute assignments, group projects, and exams all squeezed into the last few weeks before break.

Sometimes we all need a little humor, and sometimes we are all a little dramatic, so why not experience the last few weeks of the semester as told by the king of drama himself, Todd Chrisley of Chrisley Knows Best.

1. Sitting in class listening to your professor explain upcoming assignments/exams.

2. When your group project members refuse to do anything until the night before it's due or just show up the day of to present.

3. When you and your roommate try to cook with whatever few ingredients you have left in stock.

Because we definitely want to avoid going to the grocery store at the end of the semester if we can.

4. When your parents get tired of you calling them about every little inconvenience in your life.

5. Sitting down to work on assignments.

6. Your thoughts when the professor is telling you what they want from you out of an assignment.

7. When you've had about 30 mental breakdowns in 2 days.

8. Trying to search out the class for the right group members.

9. The last few days of classes where everyone and everything is getting on your nerves.

10. When your friend suggests going out but you're just done with the world.

11. This. On the daily.

12. When all you want to do is snuggle up and watch Christmas movies.

13. Studying and realizing you know nothing.

14. When your finals are over and it's finally time to go home for break.

You're finally back to your old self.

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10 Reasons I'm Chandler And Phoebe's Love Child

I'm the walking depiction of the combination of two of your favorite "friends."



1. I'm always talking.

The GIF basically does the explaining for me..


2. People who can't be independent annoy me.

This GIF basically covers this one too..


3. I have impeccable dance moves...  

....or rather the lack thereof


4. Slight temper may be an understatement.

I could make a sailor blush if I wanted to. Thanks for the extensive vocabulary, mom!


5. I tend to make jokes during serious moments..

...or really any time


6. Ever so slightly perverted

I could make basically anything perverted with a look, sound, or phrase to add onto it. It's a gift.



Doesn't matter the time, occasion, or mood. I can always find a reason to yell this. And yes, sometimes I do say it like Chandler.


8. What I mean 90% of the time when friends invite me to something.

​Sorry girls😂😅


9. Low-key (but no so low-key) clumsy.

Okay, high-key. The other day I face planted because I tripped over nothing. On the bright side, if I wanted a part in a horror movie, I've already got that part down!


10. And then there's the obvious reason

I may be weird and a lot to handle, but all in all, I'm pretty awesome.



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