It has been five years that American Horror Story has been blessing our televisions, which also means that it's been five years since the first season has aired. If you're like me and that is your favorite season that you will watch time and time again, then you've come to the right place because I'm going to give you a countdown of what I believe are the golden quotes of this show.

10. "Thank you for the salty pig meat we are about to eat, along with the rest of the indigestible swill. And thank you for our new charade of a family. My father ran away when I was only six, and if I had known any better, I would have joined him. And also, because she's been trying to get back into this house ever since she lost it, Lord, a big thank you for blinding the asshole that's doing my mother so he can't see what everybody knows: that she doesn't really love him." -Tate Langdon

9. Billie Dean: "Her husband murdered her with an ice pick."

Constance Langdon: "It's hard to keep good help."

8. "I'm finding it really hard to look at your face 'cause I really, really, really want to bash it in." - Vivien Harmon

7. Travis Wanderly: "Nah, I guess I love her. And we got a baby coming."

Hayden McClaine: "A baby what, fossil?"

6. Constance Langdon: "Man shall not lie with man. It is an abomination."

Chad Warwick: "So's that hairdo, but I figure that's your business."

5. "Are you telling me that Norman Bates Jr. is the baby daddy?" - Chad Warwick

4. Moira O'Hara: "I think you should get over your compulsive need to please the ladies of this house."

Tate Langdon: "I think I have mommy issues. You know a good therapist?"

2. "Hi, I'm Tate. I'm dead. Wanna hook up?" - Tate Langdon

1. "I'm quaking in my loafers." - Chad Warwick

I hope you enjoyed and had a laugh as the sarcastic quotes were some of my favorites. May American Horror Story continue to enlighten us with the sarcastic comments and bone-chilling horror.