Big Brother Season 18 From The Eyes Of Someone Who's Never Seen The Show
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Big Brother Season 18 From The Eyes Of Someone Who's Never Seen The Show

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Big Brother Season 18 From The Eyes Of Someone Who's Never Seen The Show
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"Big Brother" has been on for two and a half weeks and it's hard to find someone who isn't obsessed with this season. One of my friends, Bailey Fox, has never seen an episode of "Big Brother," but has heard me talk about it nonstop. I decided to show Bailey the pictures of the cast to see if her first impression was close to how the cast actually is. Without further ado, here is Bailey vs "BB18:"

Paul

Bailey: He looks like a beautiful beard boy. He seems like a guy who would surf or snowboard. He only drinks home brewed coffee and goes to lowkey coffee shops. In the house, he's quiet and probably has one friend.

Corey

Bailey: He probably used to work for JC Penny. He's a huge momma's boy and loves sweater vests. He has a huge ego and it's probably compensating for something else. In the house, he's annoying and always wearing his bro-tanks. When he walks in a room, I'm sure everyone else says, "Dang, Corey's back." I want him gone next.

Paulie

Bailey: He is Corey 2.0. He tans a lot and looks like a baby. The ladies probably love him but I don't doubt for a second that he is gay.

Bronte

Bailey: Ugh. She looks like ugh. In the house, she's really mean and bad for the other house guests. I'm sure she cries a lot.

Bridgette

Bailey: I don't like her. She probably screams a lot and is super annoying. Of course she's in an alliance with Bronte. They're both ugh.

Frank

Bailey: He seems like a chill dude and really laid back. He's the type of guy that takes you on a date and then gets mad when you don't want to do anal after. Of course he is a returner. He's a loser.

Zakiyah

Bailey: She's so cute. I want her to win. Bailey then went on a 10 minute rant about racial diversity in the media and how it is bad.

Nicole

Bailey: She reminds me of Meghan Trainor. She's quirky and loves pizza more than she would want to admit. Bailey sighed when she found out Nicole is a returner.

James

Bailey: He probably has the confederate flag somewhere in his life. He's a country bumkin and they need to get him out of here. He needs to go back to the country.

Michelle

Bailey: She's a good kind of quirky! She's very likeable and trustworthy. She reminds me of Velma from "Scooby-Doo."

Natalie

Bailey: She seems like a classy Republican. "I'm a classy, sassy conservative." She's the ultimate mom and loves Target and JCrew. When I informed Bailey that Natalie believes in a female winning, she took everything she said back and loved Natalie.

Da'Vonne

Bailey: I want her to win! Bailey then went on another racial diversity in the media rant.

Tiffany

Bailey: She's very bland and probably cries all the time. She seems like the girl next door and I'm happy that there is bisexual representation in this show.

Glenn

Bailey: He's a big, meaty man. He deserves love and to win. I'm sure he makes great burgers and loves his family. He probably got evicted because he is too nice and he didn't expect it. #GlennDeservesAnotherChance

Jozea

Bailey: He went to Cochella and dresses really cute. He probably has a lot of sponsors on Instagram. He probably got evicted because he is too bitchy for everyone. He's on the wrong show. The messy gays need to stop. Bailey is a part of the LGBTQ community so it's OK for her to say that.

Victor

Bailey: He looks like Juny Cortez from "Spy Kids" grown up. I don't have words to describe him. Jozea probably will probably take him down with him.

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