I love carbs and hate men (sometimes). Guys will come and go, but bagels will always be there for you. I think guys could learn a lesson or two from my favorite breakfast food. Let the bagels speak for themselves.

1. They will always be there in the morning.

You don't have to worry if they'll actually be there when you roll over in the morning.

2. They ain't got no type.

Cream cheese and strawberries, avocado and sprouts, peanut butter and bananas, they're always willing to try something new.

3. You can eat half of one and if you aren't a fan, it's easy to move onto the next one.

Some boys seem genuine at first, but all of a sudden you're left with a sour aftertaste. Not bagels. You can't get too attached to one because the next best thing is always out there.

4. You can share them with your friends and they will always approve.

Your friends aren't skeptical because bagels never disappoint.

5. The good ones are easy to find.

Forget swiping right to twenty guys and praying that one of them may actually be half-decent. Bagels don't give you that kind of hassle because they know you're a busy woman who doesn't have time for commitment-phobes.

6. They don't have a side-chick, they've always got another half.

They don't hit you up only when it's convenient for them (a.k.a. the late hours of the night). They actually prefer spending the mornings with you.

7. You can dress them in butter or cream cheese.

Or really whatever you want. You can even buy them matching outfits and they'd certainly wear them.

8. They leave your heart full of love.

Lots of carbs=lots of love. They'd never make you feel bad about your life decisions.

9. Things won't be awkward when you see each other at Starbucks on campus.

That's right, your bagel would never refuse to look you in the eye the morning after a one-night stand.

10. They won't ask you for favors.

You know what I'm talking about. Those notorious "come over" texts and Snapchats that make you want to roll your eyes so much you're surprised they haven't fallen out of your head yet.