America’s beloved bachelorette has finally narrowed down her 26 eligible bachelors to her favorite top eight. Throughout this process, we’ve come to fall in love with them just as she has. Now that the pool of possible soulmates has narrowed, we’ve come to know the contestants’ backstories, talents, and best and worst qualities. Read on to find which contestant you’re most like!
Mr. Swagger: Jordan
Ever since you got the first impression rose on the very first cocktail party, you’ve been the one to beat. But that’s nothing new, since you’re a former NFL quarterback; you’ve always been the top dog! Your cockiness and self-confidence combine to form the baddest “bad boy” in the house, a characteristic JoJo has admitted she is drawn to.
The Underdog: Robby
An underdog at first, you’ve created a relationship with JoJo that rivals even Jordan’s. Despite your impressive head of hair, somehow everyone seemed to overlook you… until last week, when you scored a one-on-one and showed off your Olympic swimming skills. You then fearlessly professed your love to JoJo (at which point she responded with a curt “thank you”), but it’s OK because you’re not so sensitive about these things as some guys are…
Sensitive: Derek
You're the more sensitive and communicative guy of the bunch, and you’re not afraid to voice your feelings or deepest insecurities. This came in handy when you had to defend yourself against Chad a few weeks back, but earned you a fair amount of hate last week when JoJo gave you a rose after you admitted your relationship insecurities. The other guys were mad that you got a “pity rose,” but hey, you’re the only one with the rose in your “lapel,” so who’s really the one doing things right?!
The Instigator: Alex
A tatted military man, you stand confident and tall – well, as tall as you can, considering you’re the shortest contestant by at least half a foot. You seem genuine and heartfelt around JoJo, but when you’re just with the guys, you seem to be the instigator of many problems. Maybe it's your Napoleon complex, or maybe just have a standoffish personality; but either way, you have viewers questioning whether or not you’re right for JoJo. Oh, and did I mention you’re in the military?
Too Cool: Wells
A jean jacket-wearin’, wide-smilin’ radio DJ with a soft side? What girl wouldn’t fall for you?! You may not be the biggest guy around, but what you lack in muscle you make up for in genuine coolness. You’re all-around friendly and are never the guy to initiate drama (probably because you’re also the smallest one there), which we all appreciate. You may be small but you are not one to be underestimated!
Zest for Life: James Taylor
You always have a smile on your face and a guitar in your hands (like, literally always) and your swing dance moves are unrivaled by any other contestant. Your excitement is invigorating, and America can’t help but appreciate your “zest for life.” It seems as though JoJo also can’t resist a genuinely happy man (not surprising) so keep on smiling!
Man of a Few Words: Luke
Your deep brown eyes, sly smile, and mysterious mannerisms suggests there is more going on in your head than you let on, and your staple leather jacket gives off genuine “bad boy” vibes. However, despite your intimidating exterior, you can be counted on for a deep conversation or passionate slow dance, and this softer side of your personality has JoJo and the rest of America wrapped around your finger.
Unidentifiable: Chase
If you don’t fit into any of the above categories, you're most like Chase. You seemed to be a frontrunner when you went on the season’s first one-on-one date, but you have since faded into the background. Your physical appearance doesn't help differentiate you from the crowd; you look like a carbon copy of Jordan and have a close resemblance to Robby. The cameras seem to neglect you, but that’s okay because you’re still in the top eight, and hey, at least you’re great at couple’s yoga.
Stay tuned for the next few weeks to find out if your "Bachelorette" double steals JoJo’s heart!
