Even though my friends and I all swore we wouldn't watch this season of The Bachelor because Nick was chosen and not our fellow Nole Robby, we are guilty of not keeping our promise. This season of The Bachelor has been an interesting one, to say the least. Though we're only three episodes in, we have become very familiar with this wild group of girls. And by wild, I mean some are questionably insane.
Since every contestant on this show is drunk majority of the time, I thought it'd be a good idea to assign our favorite contestants with the alcoholic beverage that in my opinion, matches their personality and lives most accordingly.
Let's begin with the infamous Corrine from Miami: Shot of Tequila
Okay, I can't decide if I love Corrine or hate Corrine. I also feel the same way about tequila. I can never decide whether or not it's a good idea--probably never is. Like tequila, Corrine can be smooth (to Nick and only to Nick), super aggressive, and you can only handle so much of both of them at once. Corrine would be that friend we all have at the bar to force feed you tequila shots.
Alexis from New Jersey: Hand Grenade
I give mad props to Alexis. I mean, she showed up in a shark suit to meet Nick completely intoxicated while trying to convince everyone and even herself that she was a dolphin. I'd also love to party with this girl in New Orleans, so I think this Nola original would be appropriate.
Elizabeth from Las Vegas: Champagne
I think it's necessary for Liz to be champagne since you know her and Nick did first meet at a wedding. And then they spent the night together. And then she refused to give her phone number and contact him afterward. So yeah, "we were all celebrating with a glass of champagne" as well after he sent her home. We'll never know, Liz.
Vanessa from Canada: Wine
I really like Vanessa. I can see myself hanging out with her. What I like to do most with my friends is sit on the couch, play some games, and enjoy some wine. Also, drinking copious amounts of wine can result in some sickness, so I feel Vanessa in this moment.
Christen from Oklahoma: Virgin Pina Colada
My thoughts exactly Christen! Need I say more?
