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Baby Got Back

...and wants you to leave it alone

Kasey Davis
Dec 12, 2016
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Baby Got Back
The Modern Man

For those of you who know me, I have a butt. But guess what? WE ALL HAVE ONE! Honestly, I hate having a big butt. I hate the attention it gets me. I hate the comments people make about it; if you think I don't hear you or notice you staring when I walk by...you ain't slick, I hear and see you. I don't like the nicknames I get for having an ass on me, "Big booty Judy" is not funny anymore...it's not cute and it will not get me to talk to you more. I am aware that it's big, this is not news to me; so next time you want to comment on it...keep it to yourself because honestly, I've heard what you're about to say probably 237 times before you thought of it.

There are so many other things I have to offer that's not physical. I have a good personality, I'm cute in the face (sometimes), I just want to wear a pair of leggings or a pair of tight jeans without being whistled at or hearing "damn..." being whispered as I walk by. I get it...it's there, keep your comments to yourself or between you and your buddies.

Having a big butt does not make me less of a person, it does not mean that you should grab it or touch it when I walk by. You wanna touch one? Grab your own and screw yourself while you're at it. OR...get a girlfriend, that way you're allowed to grab it without getting throat punched. I should not have to feel uncomfortable around guys because I was born with a bigger butt than most people.


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