Usually, people love it when their aunt comes to visit. She spoils you, you guys do cool things, and she brings you gifts. But every girl has that one aunt that comes around, and you just want to hide from her.
And that aunt is… Aunt Flo.
Every month, Aunt Flo comes to visit for about eight days.
Let’s start with the arrival of Aunt Flo…
When Aunt Flo arrives, either she comes unannounced, or you know she’s coming and you’re just anticipating her arrival, and not in a good way.
Once she gets there, she shows up loud and ready to stay for the whole week… and you’re dreading every minute of it.
First off, she wants you to go everywhere with you!
She wants to share the bed with you and not let you sleep at all.
That first night, and every night after, she’ll wake you up in the middle of night at least 10 times.
Aunt Flo loves food, and she’s going to make sure her love of everything she lays her eyes on is shared with you.
You normally get
a five piece chicken nugget meal at Wendy’s, but as soon as Aunt Flo gets there, she has
you buying a 10 piece nugget with a large fry and a diet coke… you don’t even
like diet coke.
Aunt Flo is kind of like your grandma when you were younger; she always wanted you to take nap when you just wanted to go on about your day.
But Aunt Flo is a little different. She always wants you to take a nap. Even in the middle of working out.
Her presence makes you aggravated, and you might take it out on some people. Just say, “Sorry, Aunt Flo is in town." They’ll understand.
Aunt Flo loves chocolate, and now you do too. Simple as that.
She’ll make you cry for no reason at the most inconvenient times.
She just has that effect on people, especially you.
You know how aunties are known for pinching your cheeks when
your little? Well, Aunt Flo is the aunt that has now graduated to this pinching
and poking thing on your stomach… constantly.
Whatever you choose to wear, she’s going question every decision you make.
Aunt Flo gives you constant headaches.
Constant. Throbbing. Intense headaches. And sometimes, there’s not enough Midol in the world to shut her up!
Just when you think she’s packing up and leaving, she decides to stay one extra day… or two.
Depends on how she feels. You have no say, so.
Most likely, you won’t really miss Aunt Flo, but if there's any chance
that you might miss her, don’t worry, she’ll be back next month.
No one likes Aunt Flo. You don’t, your friends don’t, but you all have get through that week long monthly visit.
Everyone has that aunt.
