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My Anti-Bucket List

The things I don't want to do before I die

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My Anti-Bucket List

The Anti-Bucket List. Let me explain...Most people know or have a Bucket List-a series of things a person wants to do or places they want to travel before they "kick the bucket."

An Anti-bucket list is a list of all the things a person DOESN'T want to do before they die.

Some of these things might be on someone's bucket list, but they certainly are not on mine. This idea has definitely intrigued me the past few weeks and it was certainly hard to come up with things. I am open to sky-diving and swimming with sharks...trying fun adventurous things...so it was really challenging and enjoyable to figure out what I don't want to do before I die:

1.Ice fishing

Not a fan of fishing. Or freezing.

2.Skiing/snowboarding

I really do not like being cold.

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3.Be a member of a studio audience

There's a difference in watching Trashy TV and being on Trashy TV

4.Spend the night in a haunted place

I think I am too late on this one.... @Montevallo

5.See a tornado touch ground

I saw the movie Wizard of OZ, Twister, and Sharknado. That was enough windy spirals of death.

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6.Go to a nudist colony

Why is this even a thing.

7.Ride a bull

Not even if its a bull named Fumanchu.

8.Crowd surf

Maybe its that a ton of dirty sweaty strangers touching me doesn't sound appealing or maybe I have seen too many movies where its gone wrong.

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9.Tour the White house

Give me a tour of a castle instead!

10.Go vegan

One word: Steak.

11.Serve on a jury

I have seen Legally Blonde and that is all the courtroom experience I hope to have.

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12.Go to the bathroom in a port a potty ever again.

Give me a bush instead

13.Do drugs

I don't mean Advil here kiddos...

14.Go to prison/get arrested

I am too much of a Bubble Blowing Baby to go to Prison.

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15.Get an oil painting of myself

Maybe of my future pet though...

16.Eat worms

Unless in gummy form.

17. Go hunting

Hiking in the woods in ridiculous clothing? I can do that. Shooting an innocent animal for FUN? No, Thank you and goodnight.



Now of course I can't say "never means never," but certainly these are things I hope I never do. These things on the other hand do help me narrow down what I do want to do in my life time and are very interesting to think about. I hope you're inspired enough to make your own "Anti-Bucket List" or even a regular one!
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