There is no rhyme or reason for this article. There is no underlying meaning. No sentimental value. I simply have compiled a list of strange animal facts. I may or may not look them up on the regular.

1.) There are monkeys in Japan known as "Snow Monkeys".

Their interests include frequent dips in the local hot springs, and snacking on sweet potatoes. I would get along with these monkeys.

2.) A Blue Whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant.

A freakin' elephant. I would show you a picture, but it turns out most people do not photograph whale's tongues.

3.) Female Kola Bears have two vaginas, and males have two penises.

Weird. Just weird. No wonder they don't wear pants, cheeky creatures.

4.) A group of jellyfish is referred to as a "smack".

Just a smack of jellies looking for their slap of peanut butter.

5.) Snails can sleep for more than three years at a time.

I'm sure they are exhausted from their quick movements, lazy bums.

6.) Hippo's have pink sweat.

It gives off an aroma similar to that of melted strawberry ice cream. Okay, I might have made that last part up.

7.) A "Dik Dik" is a is a bread of tiny antelope found in Africa.

Quite frankly, they are so cute that I want to throw up, look at that face.

8.) Sloths may be clumsy on land, but they are excellent swimmers.

Is there anything more majestic? Nope. There isn't, beauty and grace.

9.) A certain breed of turtle can breathe out of their bums.

They have the ability to choose between their mouth or bum. Why? Why do turtles choose to intentionally breath out their bums? It requires less energy. They are beginning to go extinct. I wonder why.

10.) Goats have accents.

Did you just imagine a goat with a British accent? Yeah me too.

11.) Squirrels will adopt other squirrels' young if they have become abandoned.

We should be more like squirrels. Selfless lovers.

12.) Octopuses have not one, not two, but three hearts.

Not to mention six arms to hug with. Does this make them the most loving creature around? Probably.

12.) Wombat poo is cube-shaped to stop it from rolling away.

They have very poor eyesight so they use their poo cubes to find their way back home. For some reason, I just find the thought of a semi-blind,wombat following a trail of its own poo cubes endearing.

13.) A group of flamingos is referred to as a "flamboyant".

Reasoning? It is flamboyantly obvious.

I hope you just retained some necessary facts to get you through your life. By reading this you have already increased your level of "grooviness" in my book. Cheers, happy facts.