Dear Bank Account,
We've been through so much together. You've seen me at the best of the best and worst of the worst. I just checked you though and apparently my "Treat Yo Self" weekly spendings have really brought you down. How can I only have $1.51 in my bank account? I blame it on college. College has really been hard on you and I'm not so sure what to do about it. There's always something to spend money on and always something I need and you've suffered a lot from that.
I'm the stereotypical broke college student and every day, I realize that more than the day before. Every day when I went to the campus Starbucks after class and spent $4.87 on my iced triple shot latte or I can't forget all the Chipotle trips after class because my class was so close to downtown and I figured why not go to Chipotle than eating dining hall food. I don't even want to think about Halloween weekend when I needed not one, but four outfits. Or the first week after bid day when I spent frivolous amounts on sorority clothes. I've put you through a lot.
Maybe I should apologize. Apologize for using and abusing you constantly, every day. I can't help that a girl needs food, makeup, and tons of clothes and you provide me that. But I know that I go too far a lot of times. As in, I've gone into the negatives, but you've still been there for me and that takes a lot. I know that college has really taken a toll on you and in my defense, college is expensive. I need clothes for different themed parties and food because the dining halls are insanely disgusting.
I'm the one who needs help, my aimless spending is getting the best of me and making me poorer every day. I depend on you for everything so I should thank you too. Thank you for being there for me even when I only have $1.51. You've seen me through the highs and the lows, literally. You've saved me, but you've also screwed me over, partially from my doing.
Again to my caring bank account, I'm sorry for the abuse I put you through this past semester. Also, let me just apologize for the future abuse you're going to go through. I'll try to be less broke, but there's no promises because even if I just sat in my dorm room staring at a wall, college makes you broke.
Sincerely,
Me
